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HOLLYWOOD EXTRA; NEED TO KNOW MORE
Topic Started: Apr 2 2010, 08:34 PM (185 Views)
Palmer	Apr 2 2010, 08:34 PM Post #1
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Seriously? Who really wants to know about Sandra what's-her-face and Tiger Woods. I don't care what his grandma has to say, or what he did, or who he did. He is not the first person to have sexual intercourse, if we can't remember. People who live their lives watching the lives of celebrities is just sad. I guess it's escapism, but I don't care about anyone else's life just because they make more money.



Nuklearsamurai	Apr 2 2010, 09:36 PM Post #2
The Winter Master Posts: 698 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	well spoken.
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DA_KLOWN	Apr 2 2010, 11:48 PM Post #3
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Ah vicarious living. While it is fucking annoying, it's kinda sad. The only reason this shit sells is because there's an audience for this. Tiger's not in the shit he's in because he had affairs. He's in this shit because he got in a car accident, and ESPN decided to report on it, and emphasize the "mysterious circumstances" he left under that night (when he clearly just got in a fight with his wife, and they report like that shit doesn't happen. Please). Tiger Woods is in the shit he's in because after hearing about these circumstances, someone sent messages from Tiger's phone to TMZ, and they published them. Tiger lost his sponsors, became the butt of every joke, is in therapy, and under immense pressure to do well in the Masters (where he WILL be subject to heckling, i don't care HOW good the security is). Tiger had to arrange a press conference to apologize to the public for his actions, when the only person that needed to hear that was his wife. With Twitter, i don't mind it terribly, because those accounts are (for the most part) theirs. Meaning that there is, for the most part, no filter, or spokespeople, and they can address their fans directly (as directly as they're able anyway). It also shows that, oh yeah btw, they're real people too. They have interests, they have bad days, they have friends, they stand in line for coffee. While I fall into this behavior at times, in the grand scheme, I never understood why we, the public, should care about the private life drama of people we've only seen through a screen. Why is that news? How does it affect the economy (actually, with the Kanye/Swift thing, it kinda did, the stock for the label he was on took a nosedive after that happened)? How does Tiger Wood's extramarital affairs affect those of the country? Or the world? I just wonder about how many people have fallen into some sort of media induced depression because of hollywood being shoved in their faces constantly. They're standing in line at the grocery store passing time looking at Us or People (when they should be staring at the gum). They see a house someone just bought for 6 million dollars. "That's six million dollars I'll never make in their lifetime." That heidi chick just got more plastic surgery to fix her face, when she was pretty enough to begin with. "If she had to get plastic surgery, must be an arcane horror." Bradgenlina adopted another kid/had another baby. "I've never had kids. I've never been married, much less had a girlfriend/boyfriend." Of course all those are worst case scenarios, but you get my point. Where's a statistic citing a percent increase in girls that have an eating disorder because they're so obsessed with staying thin? What's that one show on mtv where they take a brat and put them in a third world country? The one episode I saw, the girl had gone to Africa. After the initial "OH MY GOD IT IS SO SHITTY HERE" phase, she showed her tour guide (a girl about her age) a magazine she had brought with her, to show her what teen girls read here. The first thing the guide asked was, "...Is she real?" So Sandra Bullock's getting a divorce. So fucking what. I still have class at eight on Monday. /god damn motherfucking SIGH. I'ma end this before it gets worse, this is already way longer than I intended. So yeah, sorry about that.
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Palmer	Apr 2 2010, 11:56 PM Post #4
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Yes, that was long. It all just falls into the same commercial trapper that the larger America is falling for. The same reason why "beautiful" is now portrayed as spray tanned, anorexic, fake-breasted women. It's all around unhealthy for everyone, especially when you are concerned about Jennifer Aniston(sp) because spotted at the beach. (Or that she has made the same movie like 4 times in a row) But what annoys me even more is that the websites and tv programs that report this crap make such a killing. While the rest of the world works hard to make their money, these guys take pictures of Kim Kardashian and get their paycheck.



DA_KLOWN	Apr 3 2010, 12:17 AM Post #5
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Kim Kardashian has a nice badunka-dunk. But yeah, that pisses me off too. ESPECIALLY PEREZ HILTON OH MY GOD. He has an incredibly successful blog, celeb friends, a fashion line, and guest spots on VH1 and TMZ which pay boatload, and for what? DOING WHAT HIGH SCHOOLERS DO EVERYDAY FOR FREE.
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Palmer	Apr 3 2010, 12:49 AM Post #6
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	DA_KLOWN Apr 3 2010, 12:17 AM Kim Kardashian has a nice badunka-dunk. But yeah, that pisses me off too. ESPECIALLY PEREZ HILTON OH MY GOD. 1. Indeed. 2. I have no idea who that is, I thought you were purposely mispronouncing Paris Hilton



DA_KLOWN	Apr 3 2010, 01:42 AM Post #7
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	If you don't know, you are a better person for it let me assure you.
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Element	Apr 3 2010, 01:37 PM Post #8
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,239 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	SUPP BITCHESSS? and I think that Tigers Woods should sent Jesse James a fruit basket or something lol. The only thing place I hear about celebrities is The Soup (because it's funny) and I pick up stuff from late night talk shows like Chelsea Lately and LNwJimmy Fallon (he says some things about them/has them on his show.) But I would never, ever watch something like TMZ or Access Hollywood because that's just dumb. They get paid to talk about famous people wtf. I like photography and I like creeping on people. My friend suggested that I should be a paparazzo. I could creep on people and sell gross pictures of them to magazines, and probably make a decent amount of money but, ugh. Just the thought of doing that is disgusting. (plus it's not creative at all so no)
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Palmer	Apr 3 2010, 10:54 PM Post #9
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	1. Dude, wth. That guy looks like a fag. 2. I don't think Jimmy Fallon is funny



Element	Apr 3 2010, 11:19 PM Post #10
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,239 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	lol yeah he is. He's less fat now and has blonde hair but that picture shows his doucheness. And Fallon is funny in a cute/dumb way, lol. I think he appeals more to wimminz.
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Palmer	Apr 4 2010, 02:02 AM Post #11
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	I dunno, I watched him last night and his material is pretty weak. For example, his opening story: "My sister and I once hid eggs all over the house for Easter. We hid some of them in our ice buckets. A few weeks later it smelled really bad, and we remembered that we hid them in our ice buckets. Man, it smelled." faint laughter



AlphaStrikeSteve	Apr 4 2010, 02:31 AM Post #12
Posts: -3,773 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	his monologue is pretty bad but he's funnier with his guests than a lot of other hosts
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Element	Apr 4 2010, 08:35 AM Post #13
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,239 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	looool. oh god his sister looks exactly like him, but with a wig on. feels so bad for her. But I like how it incorporates the audience more than any other host, and his little mini shows. Real Housewives of Late Night was my favorite. (still need to catch up on episodes of 'Late') Oh and the band is awesome too. Edited by Element, Apr 4 2010, 08:54 AM.
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Palmer	Apr 4 2010, 08:49 PM Post #14
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	I don't think she looks anything like him. She's not bad looking at all. Maybe when he looks like a casually dressed human... Back on topic: HOLLYWOOD GARBG YABGR GNRNE ANGER



Element	Apr 4 2010, 11:04 PM Post #15
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,239 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	If Levi Johnston wore a condom, we would have never hear about him.
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KING	Apr 5 2010, 12:17 AM Post #16
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,038 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Palmer - Avoid unnecessary media Nuklearsamurai - Well spoken Klown - Reply longer than rant but still lovin that avatar Element - Why and she actually does Alpha - He can barely carry a guest or himself, his name is just easy to remember Steele - No KING - /0 SHIT - SHIT



AlphaStrikeSteve	Apr 5 2010, 05:52 PM Post #17
Posts: -3,773 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	and in case you forget i got a jacket that i will never wear except to rs events that has ALPHA stitched in the back
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DarkSteele	Apr 5 2010, 07:03 PM Post #18
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,767 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	AlphaStrikeSteve Apr 5 2010, 05:52 PM and in case you forget i got a jacket that i will never wear except to rs events that has ALPHA stitched in the back really? Also jesus we are off topic as dicks. For the record, I hate this obsession too. All these resources would be much better put to use reporting real news.
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KING	Apr 5 2010, 07:33 PM Post #19
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,038 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	DarkSteele Apr 5 2010, 07:03 PM AlphaStrikeSteve Apr 5 2010, 05:52 PM and in case you forget i got a jacket that i will never wear except to rs events that has ALPHA stitched in the back really? Also jesus we are off topic as dicks. For the record, I hate this obsession too. All these resources would be much better put to use reporting real news. "Real" news is just as bad as celebrity news. Forceful and biased. And so the slaves began to build pyramids.



Pyroclasm	Apr 5 2010, 09:20 PM Post #20
Oh god I need a haircut. Posts: 725 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	KING Apr 5 2010, 07:33 PM DarkSteele Apr 5 2010, 07:03 PM AlphaStrikeSteve Apr 5 2010, 05:52 PM and in case you forget i got a jacket that i will never wear except to rs events that has ALPHA stitched in the back really? Also jesus we are off topic as dicks. For the record, I hate this obsession too. All these resources would be much better put to use reporting real news. "Real" news is just as bad as celebrity news. Forceful and biased. And so the slaves began to build pyramids. I've never understood this obsession with celebrities either. Why does anyone give a shit about who a man that puts little balls in holes for a living is fucking? Why does anyone care about putting little balls in holes in the first place? Also: dicks are never off topic, John.
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DA_KLOWN	Apr 5 2010, 10:59 PM Post #21
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Quote: Why does anyone care about putting little balls in holes in the first place? The fine folks at JT Stockroom will be happy to answer that for you, and while you're there, ask them about the marvelous Super Monkey Rocker Tango.
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Pyroclasm	Apr 5 2010, 11:16 PM Post #22
Oh god I need a haircut. Posts: 725 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	I don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Nuklearsamurai	Apr 5 2010, 11:55 PM Post #23
The Winter Master Posts: 698 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Pyroclasm Apr 5 2010, 11:16 PM I don't know whether to laugh or kill myself. Kill yourself laughing. it is the only true soloution
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Apr 6 2010, 03:54 PM Post #24
Posts: -3,773 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	DarkSteele Apr 5 2010, 07:03 PM AlphaStrikeSteve Apr 5 2010, 05:52 PM and in case you forget i got a jacket that i will never wear except to rs events that has ALPHA stitched in the back really? yeah. i didn't custom order it but i saw it online and had to have it. it's sort of stupid looking and has zippers everywhere and is a little too big for me. we'd better have an rs event soon so i can wear it for a bit then take it off because it's uncomfortable
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DarkSteele	Apr 6 2010, 09:32 PM Post #25
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,767 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	you can hang it on the back of your chair so its like your personal flag
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