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Chat Roulette (NSFW); by popular demand (john)
Topic Started: Mar 11 2010, 08:55 PM (1,065 Views)
DA_KLOWN	Mar 11 2010, 08:55 PM Post #1
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Boobs please and thank you -edit- Added NSFW because let's face it. Yeah. Edited by DA_KLOWN, Mar 12 2010, 12:33 AM.
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Haithar	Mar 11 2010, 10:49 PM Post #2
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	I found a girl naked with her vagina showing and everything. I wanna get on chatroulette just to find a gem like that, I don't care how many ugly penises (penii?) I have to go through.
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Palmer	Mar 11 2010, 11:02 PM Post #3
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	So.... Paris had like 80 cams in one spot. And like half of them were wackin' off. Paris is where the party's at? PS are we just seeing a thumbnail of when they first logged on or something? Just it ever update? Edit: post your best finds Edited by Palmer, Mar 11 2010, 11:14 PM.



DarkSteele	Mar 11 2010, 11:49 PM Post #4
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	the girl at paris illinois has been there all day and is super hot edit: oh wait, I guess thats just what they were doing when they started, a lot of these are the same as earlier Edited by DarkSteele, Mar 11 2010, 11:51 PM.
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Nuklearsamurai	Mar 12 2010, 12:28 AM Post #5
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	I propose a game. On chatroulett, start on one corener of the North/south Americas. following only major Roads and zooming on on to where you can see only aprox 40 miles on either side, follow to road to your home and count the number of ppl wanking also, go look in kennewick, Washington Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Mar 12 2010, 01:11 AM.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


DarkSteele	Mar 12 2010, 12:56 AM Post #6
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Also, the Jonas brothers are a common fake.
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 12 2010, 01:54 AM Post #7
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	that one is too lol
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DarkSteele	Mar 12 2010, 02:33 AM Post #8
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	After extensive research I have determined that Frenchmen have tiny peens.
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


Pyroclasm	Mar 12 2010, 03:15 AM Post #9
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	=[ (Was previously looking forward to study abroad.)
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 12 2010, 03:37 AM Post #10
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	i believe here will be the most relevant this hilarious word will ever get: cockscholar
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Pyroclasm	Mar 12 2010, 03:40 AM Post #11
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Gonna use that in a conversation as soon as possible.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Haithar	Mar 12 2010, 04:24 PM Post #12
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	It's the motion in the ocean not the size of the boat. Of course that's what people with small boats say though.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 12 2010, 04:51 PM Post #13
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	small boats are also good for evading detection when you need to sneak across borders unnoticed if you know what i mean (tell me, i'm no good with innuendo)
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Palmer	Mar 12 2010, 06:19 PM Post #14
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	AlphaStrikeSteve Mar 12 2010, 04:51 PM small boats are also good for evading detection when you need to sneak across borders unnoticed if you know what i mean (tell me, i'm no good with innuendo) I'm thinking something more like "Small boats can go more places if you know what I mean". But meh. Edit: Also, this is the ChatRouletteMap thread, not the penis size and innuendo comparison thread. Edited by Palmer, Mar 12 2010, 06:20 PM.



Nuklearsamurai	Mar 12 2010, 07:13 PM Post #15
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	if you look at the pictures, its the same thing really.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


sean	Mar 14 2010, 11:19 PM Post #16
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	looking for disgusting people in houston i found a FUCKING LITTLE KID OH GOD WHY IS HE ON CHATROULETTE
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


Haithar	Mar 15 2010, 08:58 AM Post #17
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	Is it this kid?
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DarkSteele	Mar 15 2010, 11:37 AM Post #18
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	man. come on.
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


sean	Mar 15 2010, 09:09 PM Post #19
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	dude, THAT WAS THE KID OH GOD
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 15 2010, 09:57 PM Post #20
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	he is fake, people use that vid to troll
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Haithar	Mar 16 2010, 10:47 AM Post #21
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	guy playing piano singing about his chat roulette partner.
	,___, ,___,, [O.o] (-, -)' /)__) (__ (\ -"--"- -"--"- O RLY? YA RLY.


DA_KLOWN	Mar 16 2010, 12:26 PM Post #22
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Awwwwww. That would bring a smile to my face.
	My Shelf. Of books.


Palmer	Mar 16 2010, 01:06 PM Post #23
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Dude. I was rofl'ing at some parts. That's brilliant. Edit: He added that about a week ago and has 42k subscribers. Nice. Also, my favorite part was "hanging out with your chin strap" Edited by Palmer, Mar 17 2010, 12:03 AM.



DarkSteele	Mar 16 2010, 01:19 PM Post #24
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	that was so good, fireflies? BAM FIREFLIES
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 16 2010, 06:06 PM Post #25
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	crazy good
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