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Jesus; Still the same shit
Topic Started: Mar 10 2010, 10:10 AM (97 Views)
KING	Mar 10 2010, 10:10 AM Post #1
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Well my internet avoidance experiment is over. The results were positive. Anyways, I'm back on the Shack. Now with 30% less heroin. I figured C. Norris' birthday was a good day to return.



Wastrel	Mar 10 2010, 11:29 AM Post #2
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	Came back with a Stone Cold Stunner? Now THAT'S classy.



KING	Mar 10 2010, 03:32 PM Post #3
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Nothing like being brought down, crashing on your neck, only to shoot back up into the air.



Palmer	Mar 10 2010, 08:33 PM Post #4
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	I believe this thread belongs in the religious section.



Wastrel	Mar 11 2010, 12:37 AM Post #5
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	Palmer Mar 10 2010, 08:33 PM I believe this thread belongs in the religious section.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 11 2010, 12:49 AM Post #6
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	he pulls the guy's head down really fast.. and it makes him fly backwards?
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Wastrel	Mar 11 2010, 12:58 AM Post #7
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	He slams the guy's neck onto his shoulder. Gravity takes over the rest of the flight.



KING	Mar 11 2010, 03:43 PM Post #8
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	You can't even use the restroom around the guy. And lets not forget Santa Claus. Moral, it is good to be back.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 11 2010, 05:41 PM Post #9
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Wastrel Mar 11 2010, 12:58 AM He slams the guy's neck onto his shoulder. Gravity takes over the rest of the flight. gravity makes the 200 pound man fly upwards? YEAH OKAY STICK WITH COMPUTER SCIENCE but seriously though i love wwe and everything they stand for
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Pyroclasm	Mar 11 2010, 09:39 PM Post #10
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	If I had to guess, I'd say it's his spine snapping back to its original shape, which is downright terrifying to behold.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


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