Ye olde obligatory drunken rant

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Ye olde obligatory drunken rant
Topic Started: Jan 14 2010, 07:36 AM (143 Views)
Obligatory	Jan 14 2010, 07:36 AM Post #1
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	This is the thread for drunken rants.



Wastrel	Jan 14 2010, 04:17 PM Post #2
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	So...you're...prepping yourself?



DarkSteele	Jan 14 2010, 06:58 PM Post #3
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I think its more of a reminder for when he's drunk and on the shack. A pre-drunk commitment, if you will.
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Pyroclasm	Jan 15 2010, 01:25 AM Post #4
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Fuck. I need to be drunk right now. Well, not drunk, but slightly buzzed. It's not that I'm an alcoholic, it's that the world is about two beers behind.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Obligatory	Jan 15 2010, 10:24 PM Post #5
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	DarkSteele Jan 14 2010, 06:58 PM I think its more of a reminder for when he's drunk and on the shack. A pre-drunk commitment, if you will. We have a winner. Though I was drunk when I made the thread, I had nothing to rant about at the time.



DA_KLOWN	Feb 7 2010, 01:50 AM Post #6
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Guys Guys I;m not mad but I'm drunk god. Ask john ANd chase I'm drunk like whoa You don;t even I' don't even fucck I don't shit Eng;lish is hard you guys it's liemt bhe hardes languge I'm pretty sure god typing white russians are so goof good spelling' I fail as an english major \ John translate this please and thank you
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DarkSteele	Feb 7 2010, 01:52 AM Post #7
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Translation: She raped someone and then told some spies the launch codes.
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DA_KLOWN	Feb 7 2010, 02:01 AM Post #8
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	that is not what i said at all. I am drunk, but not a rapist. john you are mean man this modest mouse ep is pretty good. this is the best thread onr antshack post here yay maw aw\ mannnnnnn'shit fucckckckckk I love this you guys I;ma read this tomorrow ad kill myself yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh
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Nuklearsamurai	Feb 7 2010, 03:16 AM Post #9
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Yes you will. Nuklear=Chase so I know how drunk she is, and I know how drunk I am. I'm drunk enough to where I don't quite feel like i'm typing. even though I am. first time I've been this drunk. Kinda good, but I'm watching OZ.
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Pyroclasm	Feb 7 2010, 05:53 AM Post #10
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	I remember trying to work the shoutbox on another forum the first time I got super drunk. Good times. Be sure to lay down some tarps on your sheets before you go to sleep, yeah?
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DA_KLOWN	Feb 7 2010, 01:22 PM Post #11
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	I write in verse when I'm drunk. Just barely. I bet you can make a blog of drunken poetry and get hits on it. And that's sad.
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