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Band Similies
Topic Started: Jan 10 2010, 10:58 AM (100 Views)
DA_KLOWN	Jan 10 2010, 10:58 AM Post #1
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Started off as metal bands, and then got more varied, all very funny
	My Shelf. Of books.


Forum Pimp	Jan 10 2010, 01:28 PM Post #2
butterflies imo Posts: 3,861 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	loved it, would read again, A+++++
	◑ ◔ ╔═╗ ║▓▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░ SHOOP DA WOOP ╚═╝


Vladmir F.	Jan 10 2010, 02:05 PM Post #3
Lvl 2 Ranterling Posts: 179 Group: Members Member #2,570 Joined: October 21, 2008	I wish I had an immortal stoner grandpa.
	"It's cold in Siberia." Vladmir Fookstov : Я надеюсь, вы не возражаете, если я себе Распутин большой петух внутри Dan : And ам лоял that we мистресс Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина � сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!


DarkSteele	Jan 10 2010, 02:41 PM Post #4
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	several made me chuckle
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DA_KLOWN	Jan 11 2010, 04:45 PM Post #5
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	More bands as people My favorites so far: "Bjork slapped you, then kissed you, then fucked your brains out, then wrote a breakup note on your mirror in menstrual blood." "Portishead spent hours in the bathroom, carving intricate spirals into her thighs and forearms with a razor blade. Years after you broke up, you run into her at a party. She is entirely covered in scar-tissue swirls, and radiant." The second one because it's profound and pretty sounding.
	My Shelf. Of books.


Pyroclasm	Jan 12 2010, 10:00 PM Post #6
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	"Justice is the guy you fuck while fantasizing about Daft Punk."
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Nuklearsamurai	Jan 13 2010, 12:35 AM Post #7
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Daft Punk is the orgasm that kills you.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


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