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How hard our education system fails.
Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 02:47 AM (502 Views)
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DarkSteele
Jan 30 2010, 05:36 PM
Honestly I don't see anything wrong with a nation-standard testing setup.
I don't know. If we're just talking about the generalized standardized testing, I don't mind. If we're talking about the entire curriculum of every classroom in the nation, then I agree with Perry. Pretty much anything that is run by the government becomes void of personality or care. He's right when says that we don't want someone a thousand miles away in Washington telling us what to do in the classroom. They have no idea what schools in Texas are dealing with.

Also, I don't even live in Texas anymore. Lulz.
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My sister just sent me text. In it, is another hope of humanity shattering statement from Lindsey Cowsert, the dumbest whore I can imagine. It reads:
"What's Obamas last name?"
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I damn near had an aneurysm in ihop because of that.
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"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""
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NO. She's just that fucking dumb. If you ever met her, you'd understand completely.
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I HAVE A NEW STORY!!!

Someone asked Little miss dumber than dumb to spell apostrophe.

Here's how it went.

ummmmmm. U-...P-
ummm A-W-S...
ummmm
T-R-O-P-H-Y

to finish
U-p-a-w-s-t-r-o-p-h-y
apostrophe.


Additional Story!

she was in journalism class and was trying to load a template in word.
Someone sitting next to her gets asked how do i do this, and heres how it went;

"How do i load blahblahblah?"

"Go to File...ok now click upload... now scroll down.... click on the one you want... ok see that bar, now. While thats working, you need to press this button on the computer (the power button) and it'll reset the screen so it loads. then you press it again and when the screen turns back on, the file will be all loaded and ready to go."

SHE TURNED THE PC OFF!

then when it turned back on, she didn't understand why her file wasn't loaded.
let me remind you all that this girl isn't mentally deficient. just dumb.
Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Mar 1 2010, 01:22 AM.
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Wait so that person told her to turn her computer off? Was the person dumb as well or just messing with her? Either way, lesigh.

P.s. man I dunno if your level of derision is very healthy... I dunno, I'm not going to presume to tell you how to interact with people- especially family- but keep in mind some people are just genuinely less intelligent than others.*

*like me, for opening my stupid mouth! (you know... via keyboard)
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Wait, you don't type with your mouth?
"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""
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someone was messing with her.
And this isn't my usual way of interaction. This little family is an exception.
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Well, at least she didn't pull the hard drive out of the computer while it was still on. That would be really bad.
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Josh
Mar 1 2010, 10:39 AM
Well, at least she didn't pull the hard drive out of the computer while it was still on. That would be really bad.
And its a good thing she didn't keep trying to use a broken power supply and cause a small fire. I've heard bad things about that.
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Mar 1 2010, 10:39 AM
Well, at least she didn't pull the hard drive out of the computer while it was still on. That would be really bad.
I can't even imagine how DUMB someone would have to be to do this. Unfathomably dumb. So dumb.
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Steven, you do it everytime you hit your computer on accident (that is essentially what the hypothetical person did).
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i really don't think it compares. nudging a comp versus removing a hd from a live comp?

also, i hit my computer all the time at home and it never shuts off like that. maybe it just doesn't like carpet?
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Obviously your computer knows the right time to inconvenience and embarrass you in front of your friends.
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Mar 1 2010, 12:19 PM
Obviously your computer knows the right time to inconvenience and embarrass you in front of your friends.
This.

Also I didn't pull the fucking thing out, I hit it with the side of the case open and the SATA cable disconnected (this was before I had the neat SATA cables with clamps that keep them attached).
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Mar 1 2010, 09:27 AM
someone was messing with her.
And this isn't my usual way of interaction. This little family is an exception.
It's true. Normally he just breathes in and puffs out his chest and begins to quake with rage.

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Mar 1 2010, 01:48 PM
Nuklearsamurai
Mar 1 2010, 09:27 AM
someone was messing with her.
And this isn't my usual way of interaction. This little family is an exception.
It's true. Normally he just breathes in and puffs out his chest and begins to quake with rage.

So he is a dragon.

Also, can I just say I love the Rant banner.
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Mar 2 2010, 04:05 PM
Also, can I just say I love the Rant banner.
No.
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Well I'll say it anyways. It's exactly how i feel most of the time.
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