How hard our education system fails.

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How hard our education system fails.
Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 02:47 AM (501 Views)
Nuklearsamurai	Dec 18 2009, 02:47 AM Post #1
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	This is a note that one of my sisters friends started writing to her as an English assignment. She stopped shortly after when the teacher changes her mind about who they were writing these notes to. I promise you this is exactly how it was written.... Holly (insert crudely drawn flower design approximately 4x's the size of the name) you are an awsom pearson. your pearsonality is fun and always BAMM im the Boss. dear with it you dress super cute & your hair is amazing blound. I died a lot on the inside. Sophomore high school girl, whose mother is in fact the head of the English dept at my shitty excuse of a high school. I died A LOT. This is our future. Be afraid. Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Dec 18 2009, 02:48 AM.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Dec 18 2009, 03:53 AM Post #2
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	how did she pass middle school? i don't understand how this is possible
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Josh	Dec 18 2009, 05:47 AM Post #3
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	Making fun of the mentally handicapped is not cool man. She must have some kind of disability.
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KING	Dec 18 2009, 11:19 AM Post #4
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	But she is the boss... But don't fret Nuke, this is just Hannah Montana talk. It is a common syndrome that effects most young girls. The cure? Surprisingly, lol, the cure is crucifixion.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Dec 18 2009, 11:33 AM Post #5
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	a bit rough but agreeable
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Palmer	Dec 18 2009, 12:34 PM Post #6
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	She must be in like the super, super low English classes. That, or her mom has just jipped her way through the system for her. I remember kids that had that atrocious of spelling, but they always got to take the "alternate" tests and stuff in class. That's ridiculous though. I can understand why you died.



Nuklearsamurai	Dec 18 2009, 03:38 PM Post #7
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	She's not in any substitute english. She's in AP eng 3. I am appalled also because she has no mental disability. She's just that freakin' dumb and her mother is no better. Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Dec 18 2009, 03:38 PM.
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DarkSteele	Dec 18 2009, 06:51 PM Post #8
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Pro tip to teachers that they seem to have forgotten: HUMILIATION is the best learning tool. Put that note on the board and make it homework for the kids in the class to correct it and that will either crush* that girl or make her stronger. *one so easily crushed obviously does not deserver her places in the 4th Reich
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Pyroclasm	Dec 18 2009, 09:33 PM Post #9
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	More fodder for the McMachine.
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DA_KLOWN	Jan 19 2010, 08:31 PM Post #10
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Chase has heard this story, but I'll share it. I'm taking a Later English Masterworks class, and our professor asked us if we knew any 18th century english authors. When she got not answers, I remarked that I was in the class to learn because I knew so few. Then a girl in the back of the room said this: "Is Shakespeare 18th century?" I wanted to kill her over and over again.
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Nuklearsamurai	Jan 20 2010, 12:35 AM Post #11
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	One of my sisters friends saw a stock photo of the Colloseum as our background on the pc at home. They then proceeded to ask "Is that the alamo?" When told no, it was in fact most definately NOT the Alamo, they proceeded to ask, "Well is it a hotel then?"
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sean	Jan 20 2010, 12:52 AM Post #12
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	Pyroclasm Dec 18 2009, 09:33 PM More fodder for the McMachine. wasnt he 16th or 17th century? she wasnt that off
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DarkSteele	Jan 20 2010, 01:05 AM Post #13
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	16th/17th Fucking Changing from the Tudors to the Stuarts n'shit.
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Josh	Jan 20 2010, 04:11 AM Post #14
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	Until our resident historian (homosexual) enlightened me, I had absolutely no fucking idea when Shakespeare was around.
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DarkSteele	Jan 21 2010, 03:29 PM Post #15
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I actually got the century classifications wrong because I'm always forgetting what centuries the various 00's count as. 19th century is 1800s? FUCK I FORGOT. The various British Dynasties I knew though, by being super cool.
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DA_KLOWN	Jan 21 2010, 09:55 PM Post #16
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Here's another: Another girl thought that Shakespeare was "the one who painted that church thing."
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Josh	Jan 21 2010, 10:04 PM Post #17
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	DA_KLOWN Jan 21 2010, 09:55 PM Here's another: Another girl thought that Shakespeare was "the one who painted that church thing." Everyone knows that was Picasso! WHAT A RETARD!
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Nuklearsamurai	Jan 21 2010, 11:25 PM Post #18
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	I need to start finding these people and asking them about moderately famous musicians. Like J.S. Bach not even any of his kids, just J.S. Bach maybe Handel. Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Jan 21 2010, 11:25 PM.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Jan 22 2010, 08:41 AM Post #19
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	DA_KLOWN Jan 21 2010, 09:55 PM Here's another: Another girl thought that Shakespeare was "the one who painted that church thing." college really is the new high school fucking sigh
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DA_KLOWN	Jan 22 2010, 12:17 PM Post #20
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	It should be noted that this girl is an Education major. That's right. She plans on TEACHING. God help us all.
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Nuklearsamurai	Jan 25 2010, 01:28 PM Post #21
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	There should be a test required to be able to teach. Some form of examination as to where your general and specialty knowledge are examined to make sure they reach a certain quality controled level to insure that our children get the best possible education. Ohwaitthereis! too bad it's like a high jump bar that's set at the 4'' mark.
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DA_KLOWN	Jan 30 2010, 12:31 PM Post #22
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Old article but GOD DAMN IT
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DarkSteele	Jan 30 2010, 01:05 PM Post #23
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	DA_KLOWN Jan 30 2010, 12:31 PM Old article but GOD DAMN IT Haha yeah I saw this on the Daily show. We are just TOO GOOD for that money. FUCK OFF.
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Professor Sunshine	Jan 30 2010, 04:39 PM Post #24
Leader of the Gumdrop Gang Posts: 138 Group: Members Member #217 Joined: November 7, 2007	DarkSteele Jan 30 2010, 01:05 PM DA_KLOWN Jan 30 2010, 12:31 PM Old article but GOD DAMN IT Haha yeah I saw this on the Daily show. We are just TOO GOOD for that money. FUCK OFF. wat I don't get it... That makes perfect sense. He declined the opportunity to receive the money because he disagreed with the politics behind it. That article doesn't really explain what the federal government requires from the states who receive the money, but I'm sure it's incredibly strict. The stipulations are probably ridiculous and funding would most likely be cut as soon as the state deviates from whatever plan the government has set. I'm not a fan of Rick Perry, but I at least admire the fact that he's willing to stick to his principles and decline that amount of money knowing where it's coming from. I dunno... MAYBE I'M CRAZY. Crazy like a FOX(NEWS).



DarkSteele	Jan 30 2010, 05:36 PM Post #25
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Honestly I don't see anything wrong with a nation-standard testing setup. Also, Quote: improving teacher instruction, overhauling schools and joining an effort to adopt common academic standards. doesn't sound like a bad thing. I agree it probably has a lot of silly strings attached, though. This IS the government, we are talking about.
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