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Topic Started: Dec 14 2009, 01:19 PM (390 Views)
Nuklearsamurai	Dec 14 2009, 01:19 PM Post #1
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Hello rage filled children. My names Chase, and i'm from a tiny little shithole excuse for a hamlet called Danbury south of houston. I learned of this quaint little board from DA-KLOWN who keeps sending me links. So now I've got an account and I'll rant at you later. Chase
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DA_KLOWN	Dec 14 2009, 02:24 PM Post #2
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Chase. You didn't use your sexy voice.
	My Shelf. Of books.


Haithar	Dec 14 2009, 03:57 PM Post #3
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	OH HAI THAR.
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Fed FFS	Dec 14 2009, 08:09 PM Post #4
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,838 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	Get it? cuz that's her name?
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


AlphaStrikeSteve	Dec 14 2009, 09:23 PM Post #5
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Get that and other quality jokes when you sign up now limited time offer
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DarkSteele	Dec 14 2009, 09:35 PM Post #6
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Nuklearsamurai Dec 14 2009, 01:19 PM Hello rage filled children. My names Chase, and i'm from a tiny little shithole excuse for a hamlet called Danbury south of houston. I learned of this quaint little board from DA-KLOWN who keeps sending me links. So now I've got an account and I'll rant at you later. Chase I give you a 4/10. Decent backstory and motivation but I feel like the post should have been fleshed out a lot more. Plus, only one foil character? Just not up to par. Not to mention the entire thing is obviously a setup for a sequel, money grubber.
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KING	Dec 14 2009, 09:48 PM Post #7
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	I give Chase a 5/10. He has potential to be something great, but he isn't having sex with me right now. Had to slash some points for that.



Nuklearsamurai	Dec 14 2009, 11:13 PM Post #8
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	It was going to much longer and abusive, however Kristin told me to tone it down until you people are used to my trademarked brand of sarcasm.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


KING	Dec 15 2009, 11:15 AM Post #9
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Kristin? We just let her run around until she gets tired and falls asleep. As for your trademarked brand of sarcasm, you might have to compete with Fry. Fry is so sarcastic that we can't even afford to listen to him, so we don't.



Nuklearsamurai	Dec 15 2009, 11:30 AM Post #10
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	That's essentially what I do with her here, and let me assure you, my sarcasm is readily affordable with installment plans for all levels of income.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


Fed FFS	Dec 15 2009, 11:46 AM Post #11
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,838 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	All we have is pesos. do you accept pesos.
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


DarkSteele	Dec 15 2009, 03:08 PM Post #12
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Fed FFS Dec 15 2009, 11:46 AM All we have is pesos. do you accept pesos. Fed shut the fuck up, you use bolivars and we all know it. Also, so Nuke you are saying you are some kind of internet sarcasm peddling fred loya samurai? Could be a good member title.
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Nuklearsamurai	Dec 15 2009, 04:06 PM Post #13
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Sorry Fed. I take most forms of currency except pesos. They're more worthless than the discarded glass bottles and aluminum cans that hobo's take whilst rifling through your garbage cans at night, causing a ruckus and disappearing before you can investigate, causing you to blame the whole incident on a pesky raccoon or other such medium/large vermin like a Nutrea.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


AlphaStrikeSteve	Dec 15 2009, 04:17 PM Post #14
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	here on the rantshack our currency is backed by a hj standard. every rantshack issued monetary note is backed by one hj redeemable at any time at the rantshack bank (staffed by darksteele)
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Nuklearsamurai	Dec 15 2009, 04:21 PM Post #15
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	And I'm just supposed to trust my possessions to some guy I dont know and take his word for it that It'll be there for to take when I need it? BUT ONLY DURING BUSINESS HOURS? That seems a bit shady if you ask me
	Only in music does 0+0=12


Apollo	Dec 15 2009, 07:31 PM Post #16
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 353 Group: Members Member #2,578 Joined: February 22, 2009	I wouldn't trust John to dispose of a dead animal. John is arguably the most retarted man on the face of the earth. Plus I only put my money into Zimbabwe Dollars as it tends to be the most stable. Edited by Apollo, Dec 15 2009, 07:31 PM.
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DarkSteele	Dec 15 2009, 07:48 PM Post #17
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Steven, I just want you to note that I did not miss your hand-jobs-as-currency joke and I would love to... keep your business. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Pyroclasm	Dec 15 2009, 09:20 PM Post #18
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Let me get this straight. We now have a nuclear powered Samurai in our ranks. Can this place get any more awesome? (Yes.)
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Nuklearsamurai	Dec 15 2009, 09:41 PM Post #19
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	I live only to serve. and of course cause radiation poisoning.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


KING	Dec 16 2009, 02:47 PM Post #20
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	John, for some reason your avatar makes me think of the Nine Inch Nails song called "Hurt".



Wastrel	Dec 17 2009, 12:28 AM Post #21
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	I'm gonna interject here to mention that I noticed that Kristin's recruitment plans haven't changed, i.e. spam links until the person gives up. Also fuck you Randy. My sarcasm is an overtone at best. Edited by Wastrel, Dec 17 2009, 12:29 AM.



DarkSteele	Dec 17 2009, 01:09 AM Post #22
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I guess she just picked up the torch where I left off, I am not displeased.
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


sean	Dec 17 2009, 02:14 AM Post #23
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	hi, i like chocolate milk
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


DA_KLOWN	Dec 17 2009, 09:46 AM Post #24
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Wastrel Dec 17 2009, 12:28 AM I'm gonna interject here to mention that I noticed that Kristin's recruitment plans haven't changed, i.e. spam links until the person gives up. I try.
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Nuklearsamurai	Dec 17 2009, 10:48 AM Post #25
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	No you don't. Stop lying to them, they've done nothing to warrant your sass.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


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