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Topic Started: Oct 28 2009, 03:31 PM (212 Views)
DarkSteele	Oct 28 2009, 03:31 PM Post #1
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	So I'm in this Geog class which I pretty much need to make an A in for my GPA/my parents to not flip a shit burger. Right now I'm borderline (hovering on 90s baybay) and I actually just took the multiple choice exam and feel really good about it (despite him being a total doucher in the phrasings, having paragraph long questions, having only 29 on every test for some reason, etc.). Enter the problem.* Apparently when I ordered my books this semester I did not get a book that I needed for one of my classes... when I ordered them from where I WORK. ANYWAYS, I realized last week that I didn't have this book and started checking for it last Friday. I've officially checked every bookstore in College Station (including half price books etc.) and it is nowhere to be found. Also, even if I had tried to order it earlier according to amazon it takes anywhere from 1 to 2 months to get here because its printed in London or some shit. I went into their extra vendors thing and most of the people in there only do standard shipping which would take at least a week PLUS it takes them a week to even ship it. I also couldn't find it on torrent sites in ebook form, the closest thing is a limited release on google books with which I can only answer 2 of the possible 5 prompts (and one of the 2 is dubious). I hate this shit, why do all our books have to be by English people? This is AMERICA. I think I'll email him that. *thing you will make fun of me for
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Oct 28 2009, 06:37 PM Post #2
Posts: -3,777 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE* I* MADE MY MISTAKESS *John
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Pyroclasm	Oct 28 2009, 09:05 PM Post #3
Oh god I need a haircut. Posts: 725 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	What book is it? I could always look for it on campus here and then ship it to you. Because I'm such a nice guy, and all.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Oct 30 2009, 10:39 AM Post #4
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	well poops, didn't see that response probably wouldn't have made it here in time anyways, though I do appreciate it slagz I'm just trying to read it based on the limited (VERY limited) number of pages I can see on google books- it seems really really gay
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Forum Pimp	Oct 30 2009, 01:32 PM Post #5
butterflies imo Posts: 3,870 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	Borrow it from a friend in the class?
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DarkSteele	Oct 30 2009, 02:28 PM Post #6
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Psh, I haf no friends in class. Although the people next to me are now officially cool because the let me see some of their notes and borrow the book before class. Anyways I think I did pretty fucking good (maybe in A range) because I spat down some fucking hot rhymes (also I got a question I could partially answer from the online text). edit: oh and p.s. around 1/5th of the class didn't have the book either and some of dude even called every bookstore in Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio looking for a copy... he didn't get one Edited by DarkSteele, Oct 30 2009, 02:31 PM.
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KING	Nov 2 2009, 05:48 PM Post #7
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,032 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	/thread?



Josh	Nov 2 2009, 10:42 PM Post #8
yay black people! Posts: 1,036 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	DarkSteele Oct 30 2009, 02:28 PM Psh, I haf no friends in class. I believe I told you how to achieve popularity John. You need only look at your sig.
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could wood?!?!


Fed FFS	Nov 3 2009, 12:03 AM Post #9
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,872 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	tiny cock creates dilemma.
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


Fed FFS	Nov 3 2009, 12:03 AM Post #10
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,872 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	traffic at 5
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


DarkSteele	Nov 3 2009, 11:36 AM Post #11
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I hate you all.
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sean	Nov 3 2009, 11:14 PM Post #12
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,998 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	instead, john is the one being raped by his peer group
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


DarkSteele	Nov 4 2009, 11:49 AM Post #13
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	can't you SEE IT?
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Pyroclasm	Nov 4 2009, 12:07 PM Post #14
Oh god I need a haircut. Posts: 725 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	DarkSteele Nov 4 2009, 11:49 AM can't you SEE IT? Nope. Too small.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Nov 4 2009, 01:37 PM Post #15
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Man, I'm being brutalized here.
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Pyroclasm	Nov 4 2009, 02:00 PM Post #16
Oh god I need a haircut. Posts: 725 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	DarkSteele Nov 4 2009, 01:37 PM Man, I'm being brutalized here. Brutalized... In the ass?
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


KING	Nov 4 2009, 08:23 PM Post #17
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,032 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	He's like that girl who got gang raped but more of a slut.



Fed FFS	Nov 4 2009, 09:07 PM Post #18
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,872 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	John definitely had it coming
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


Wastrel	Nov 4 2009, 09:10 PM Post #19
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,106 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	in his ass and mouth



DarkSteele	Nov 5 2009, 12:46 AM Post #20
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,756 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I'm surprised you guys didn't do more with the brutalized. I left it wide open.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Nov 5 2009, 01:07 AM Post #21
Posts: -3,777 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	yeah you did you slut
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KING	Nov 5 2009, 06:43 PM Post #22
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,032 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	A slut like you is never surprised. About being raped.



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