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Luls caught cheating; nrly LULS
Topic Started: Oct 23 2009, 12:44 PM (214 Views)
DarkSteele
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So in my med lit class we have daily quizzes on the material we were supposed to read before class. I just read the stuff on the bus and before class starts so usually I do okay on them. Anyways, these quizzes have 3 questions and they're usually pretty simple to answer (with one word or a sentence or so).

Today, however, the last question was about an agreement two of the characters had made in the story so I, being a super cool studious guy, decided to err on the side of caution and write an entire paragraph detailing what they said (also, I will admit I was going for the shotgun- i.e. include everything so you get the part he wants). Well, we don't get that much time to do these miniquizzes so we were passing up papers and I wasn't done. I Grabbed the kid behind me's paper and just held it while I fnished writing and then when I looked up guy in front of me is peering at me all suspicious and I realize I'm holding the paper of the dude behind me face up.

That guy: are you cheating right now?
Me: What? No. I just wrote like a paragraph on that last answer.
That guy: *gives me a disbelieving look and turns around really fast*
Me: *roll eyes*

Anyways, the professor really hates cheaters and basically stopped class a few periods back to condemn an unnamed cheater in our midst who he had caught. SO, since the kid was loitering around in class carefully looking at nothing when I (a pretty late leaver because of my laptop etc.) left I'm about 80% sure he reported me as a cheater.

Sweet. Shouldn't actually be a problem I guess, I just hope I don't get screwed by the system on this and that he'll actually look at how different our answers are bound to be.
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Cheaters like you make me sick.

They just uncovered a cheating ring of about 20 people in my brother's business program here.
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You say cheating ring like they're mobsters

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Lol wow. In situations like that I always set the stack face down and finish instead of holding it in my hand. Hopefully this professor doesn't have a vendetta against cheaters and stuff, you could get a zero for the quiz, and possibly expelled. So yeah. Be careful.
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Oct 23 2009, 01:10 PM
Lol wow. In situations like that I always set the stack face down and finish instead of holding it in my hand. Hopefully this professor doesn't have a vendetta against cheaters and stuff, you could get a zero for the quiz, and possibly expelled. So yeah. Be careful.
I mean... yeah if I actually did it.

The whole thing is I didn't, though.
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i remember me sean and josh blatantly cheated in our econ class. sometimes we'd copy off the same paper (THANKS TAYTAY <3) but end up with different grades
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you guys are mobsters
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Lol. We take our tests in a testing center. They would get together and draw straws, the short straw would take the test and write down the questions and answers so the other guys could use them. Mobsters?
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Don't you go to a* mormon school?

Wouldn't they get kicked out of the whole religion?

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I sure do. No, I'm guessing they save excommunication for things more significant than that.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!?
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shit man, sometimes cheating is a necessity as to not get fucked over by the system
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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I thought excommunication was for Catholics?

And seriously, unless you've got the shittiest professor ever, they'd probably try to verify the accusation by looking at what you wrote.
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Pyroclasm
Oct 25 2009, 06:20 PM
I thought excommunication was for Catholics?
Nope, Mormons too. I'd imagine lots of churches have it, but I dunno.

Steele, when will you know if you get the banhammer? Just if your teacher decides to be douche? Is your professor a woman? Is she hot? Can you do the dirty? Will I ever stop asking questions?
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john we can all see through your lies, just stop it.... now before more people are hurt by your lies... also your gay it is way to overpowering.
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I can't believe people are douchey enough to "report" cheaters to a prof. Especially if it's in a class as useless as med lit.

:D :D :D

But seriously, you should beat that guy up with your big manly muscles.
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got a hundy on the quiz and he didn't say anything SO, thats cool I guess
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