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News Flash; when you don't need a whole topic
Topic Started: Sep 27 2009, 02:43 PM (2,596 Views)
Palmer	Feb 18 2010, 12:14 AM Post #151
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Wastrel Feb 17 2010, 09:58 PM Psst. [snip] Note that high bar for Judaism. Wow, very interesting. AlphaStrikeSteve reincarnation = evolution? I lol'd I'ma startin' a new evolution thread. Debate there!



DarkSteele	Feb 18 2010, 01:17 PM Post #152
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Come ON guys, you know the rules!!
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DA_KLOWN	Feb 18 2010, 07:17 PM Post #153
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Plane hits IRS building in Austin.
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Pyroclasm	Feb 25 2010, 12:06 PM Post #154
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Time for RAEG, everyone!
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Feb 25 2010, 03:48 PM Post #155
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Man. Thats just stupid.
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DA_KLOWN	Feb 25 2010, 04:04 PM Post #156
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Maybe this is just me, but how can one not be biased in a case like that? Even if you hadn't heard coverage of the case, how is one's first reaction upon hearing a 16 MONTH OLD BABY WAS STARVED TO DEATH BECAUSE HE COULD NOT SAY AMEN not pure unadulterated outrage? I cannot fathom someone who would be able to look at both sides of this case equally and fairly. Not even a little.
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DarkSteele	Mar 11 2010, 05:08 AM Post #157
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	oh time warner, you CAD you that zuckerberg shit I'm sure you'v heard about, honestly I thought everyone already knew about this stuff (I guess its being brought up more because those emails are showing up) Edited by DarkSteele, Mar 11 2010, 04:22 PM.
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Pyroclasm	Mar 11 2010, 09:55 PM Post #158
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	DarkSteele Mar 11 2010, 05:08 AM oh time warner, you CAD you So are they just not aware of public perception? Anyway, I only post things that make me RAEG. Read the comments too. At least her father seems like a decent person.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


Nuklearsamurai	Mar 11 2010, 10:18 PM Post #159
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	wait... whats so horrible about a girl wearing a tux to prom? also it is a sad life indeed if not having a prom ruins your senior year.
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Pyroclasm	Mar 11 2010, 10:35 PM Post #160
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Quote: wait... whats so horrible about a girl wearing a tux to prom? I think the issue was who she was bringing instead of what she was wearing. Quote: also it is a sad life indeed if not having a prom ruins your senior year. ++ Edited by Pyroclasm, Mar 11 2010, 10:35 PM.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Mar 14 2010, 10:00 PM Post #161
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	A sure sign of the decline of our society. It's so depressing how, as the story goes on, it somehow gets worse.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 14 2010, 10:27 PM Post #162
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Quote: In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating � her weekly grocery bill is $815 � Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food. it really does get progressively worse
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Palmer	Mar 14 2010, 11:24 PM Post #163
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	WAT People pay to watch her eat? /WAT About the prom article: 1. Who gives a crap if 2 girls go to prom together. As long as they don't rename it "Gay Prom" then it's not hurting anyone 2. Nuke is right, prom sucks. I hated prom. Biggest waste of my money ever. 3. How can you sue a school to have prom? Prom is not an educational or human right. Biggest load of garbage.



DarkSteele	Mar 15 2010, 12:28 PM Post #164
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	This article seemed more dramatic from the title than it actually is.
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Pyroclasm	Mar 16 2010, 04:27 AM Post #165
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	DarkSteele Mar 14 2010, 10:00 PM A sure sign of the decline of our society. It's so depressing how, as the story goes on, it somehow gets worse. Meanwhile, 3,000 impoverished African children died from malnutrition yesterday.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DA_KLOWN	Mar 16 2010, 12:11 PM Post #166
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	While I in no way condone the actions of this WASTE OF GENETIC MATERIAL, you do realize most of the food dropped in Africa does not go to the Africans who need it. It goes to the dictators and their armies. Same with a lot of the money donated. A better example would be all the people in this country who are working their asses off in this economy and can barely afford a $100-$200 grocery bill a week Edited by DA_KLOWN, Mar 19 2010, 11:38 AM.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 16 2010, 06:23 PM Post #167
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	DarkSteele Mar 15 2010, 12:28 PM This article seemed more dramatic from the title than it actually is. wow they should've patted him on the back that was ingenious
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DarkSteele	Mar 21 2010, 11:25 AM Post #168
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Mosquito turned into a vaccinator
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Pyroclasm	Mar 22 2010, 09:38 AM Post #169
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Oh for fucks sake! Why do people have to be so fucking stu- Wait, is that something awesome that humanity has done? In the News Flash thread? Whaaaaaat?
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Mar 23 2010, 12:35 PM Post #170
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Yep. Also, Blood Watefall. (not reallly)
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Pyroclasm	Mar 23 2010, 07:29 PM Post #171
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Posts: 724 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: September 15, 2004	Gateway to hell? Nope, but awesome none the less.
	"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""


DarkSteele	Mar 25 2010, 10:15 PM Post #172
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	dudes got a larger sex brain part, or something
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DA_KLOWN	Mar 26 2010, 08:28 AM Post #173
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Why does science insist on researching things we already knew? Anyone who's taken a first level psychology class would know this.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 26 2010, 07:50 PM Post #174
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	to confirm all that pseudoscience jibberjabber
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Palmer	Mar 26 2010, 07:55 PM Post #175
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	DA_KLOWN Mar 26 2010, 08:28 AM Why does science insist on researching things we already knew? Anyone who's taken a first level psychology class would know this. Rather, anyone who has ever been a male or talked to a male.



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