The Intro, by MitchFTFuture

Welcome to the Laser Party. We are made of sex.

You, on the other hand, are the embodiment sadness and are typified by your longing to matter. This amuses us. Fret not, however, for you can easily overcome this condition. In order to become the human concept of Joy, as we have done, you can do one of two things. The first is to undertake a journey to Ancient Ademadegon and return with the the 3 heads of the Awesomegret which roosts in the Crystal Caverns of Caramel Colors. Or, two, register on this site. They are basically the same thing, really.

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The Intro, by MitchFTFuture; exactly what it sounds like
Topic Started: Mar 18 2009, 02:39 AM (398 Views)
mitchFTFuture	Mar 18 2009, 02:39 AM Post #1
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 23 Group: Members Member #2,580 Joined: March 18, 2009	Hello all. As you can guess, my name is mitchFTFuture, or mitch for short. I like a lot of things, and hate just as much. Music is my passion (cliche, i'm aware) and I love synths, Parkour and Adult swim, just to name a few seemingly random things I enjoi. So yes, I hope we can get along here!



prettylady	Mar 18 2009, 12:18 PM Post #2
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 490 Group: Members Member #204 Joined: September 19, 2007	Hi!
	My Library


DarkSteele	Mar 18 2009, 12:34 PM Post #3
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Parkour, Hrm?
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


Haithar	Mar 18 2009, 07:51 PM Post #4
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	oh hai thar.
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DA_KLOWN	Mar 18 2009, 08:46 PM Post #5
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Hullo.
	My Shelf. Of books.


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 19 2009, 02:54 AM Post #6
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	hi how'd you get here?
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mitchFTFuture	Mar 19 2009, 09:53 PM Post #7
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 23 Group: Members Member #2,580 Joined: March 18, 2009	I actually stumbled into the picture thread a long time ago. I came back all the time when i needed to laugh at something...and eventually decided to join. And yes, I do enjoi parkour. I have been doing it since around 04



DarkSteele	Mar 20 2009, 01:52 AM Post #8
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	holy shit stumble? wow, I didn't think anyone ever saw those cool
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


Fed FFS	Mar 22 2009, 12:35 AM Post #9
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,838 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	My right testicle is slightly larger than the left. hello
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


sean	Mar 22 2009, 12:50 AM Post #10
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	i have no testicles hello
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 22 2009, 02:19 AM Post #11
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	some things are obvious enough to where they don't need to be said
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sean	Mar 22 2009, 09:50 AM Post #12
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	alphastrikesteve Mar 22 2009, 02:19 AM some things are obvious enough to where they don't need to be said like your square butthole?
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


Josh	Mar 22 2009, 02:36 PM Post #13
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	sean Mar 22 2009, 09:50 AM alphastrikesteve Mar 22 2009, 02:19 AM some things are obvious enough to where they don't need to be said like your square butthole? AWWWWWWW SNAP DAWGGGG!!!! YOU NEED SOME ALOE VERA FO DAT BUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could wood?!?!


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 22 2009, 04:07 PM Post #14
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	OH YEAH WELL I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM AND WE DID DIRTY THINGS WITH EACH OTHER ON YOUR BED
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DarkSteele	Mar 22 2009, 07:15 PM Post #15
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	INVOLVING GEOMETRIC SHAPES.
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 23 2009, 04:44 PM Post #16
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	JOHN KNOWS BECAUSE HE WAS THERE TOO IN CONCLUSION, YOUR MOTHER GETS AROUND
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DarkSteele	Mar 23 2009, 05:46 PM Post #17
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	YEAH WE MEASURED HER DIAMETER ALL RIGHT, WEWOOOOO!
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 23 2009, 06:42 PM Post #18
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	INTERNET HIGH FIVE AND CHEST BUMP
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Element	Mar 23 2009, 07:48 PM Post #19
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,219 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	hi! ^_____^
	here.


Obligatory	Mar 24 2009, 03:00 AM Post #20
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	welcome see? we are good for our pictures, and our responses to your intro threads



neilganon	Mar 25 2009, 06:25 PM Post #21
Gleeok Posts: 181 Group: Members Member #194 Joined: July 10, 2007	welcome dawg



Josh	Mar 26 2009, 04:59 PM Post #22
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	oh, and hi. . .
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could wood?!?!


mitchFTFuture	Mar 28 2009, 03:21 AM Post #23
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 23 Group: Members Member #2,580 Joined: March 18, 2009	haha, you guys are fun. but according to the post meter, this post is not so much



DarkSteele	Mar 29 2009, 12:00 AM Post #24
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	yeah I'm almost tired enough of that thing to take it out of the site's coding ... notice the almost
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


mitchFTFuture	Apr 1 2009, 01:59 AM Post #25
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 23 Group: Members Member #2,580 Joined: March 18, 2009	I like it, because it makes me want to write more out of appeasement. But then again, making a short witty comment just doesn't cut it for Mr. Meter



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