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Olympics
Topic Started: Aug 8 2008, 11:19 PM (534 Views)
AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 8 2008, 11:19 PM Post #1
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Holy shit the opening ceremonies kicked ass
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Haithar	Aug 9 2008, 08:45 AM Post #2
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	China has a shit load of people.
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DarkSteele	Aug 9 2008, 09:10 AM Post #3
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	fuck yeah they do, especially if atleast 2008 of them are tai chi masters
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DA_KLOWN	Aug 9 2008, 10:26 AM Post #4
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Son of a bitch. From what I heard, they got this movie director to do it. He was all, "What's the budget?" China: THERE IS NONE. GO CRAZY. London can't top that shit. That was fuckin' wild. Jaxxing recorded it.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 12 2008, 02:32 AM Post #5
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Think I read the price tag of this years olympics was somewhere around the total worth of the richest man in the world (~40+biliion) Though that figure included the cost of constructing the venues/transportation/etc (pretty much every single olympics related expenditure on China's part)
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Obligatory	Aug 12 2008, 09:30 AM Post #6
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	I'm no animal rights activist, but I just cannot shake the fact that they exterminated millions of cats and kittens....That's just outright fucked up in a communist sort of way. Can't say I'm really endorsing the Olympics this year... It's just a PR campaign anyways.



DarkSteele	Aug 12 2008, 10:23 AM Post #7
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	yeahhhhh no one else really seemed to care as much have you guys heard about this shit where like most of the new athletes the chinese have were taken from their homes as children and sent to training camps for around 8 years so they are the minimum age to compete? ^not sure if its true, but I don't have much trouble seeing them doing that
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DarkSteele	Aug 16 2008, 10:23 PM Post #8
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	fuck yeah america michael phelps america
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Palmer	Aug 17 2008, 06:01 PM Post #9
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	DarkSteele Aug 12 2008, 09:23 AM yeahhhhh no one else really seemed to care as much have you guys heard about this shit where like most of the new athletes the chinese have were taken from their homes as children and sent to training camps for around 8 years so they are the minimum age to compete? ^not sure if its true, but I don't have much trouble seeing them doing that /heard Also, world wide gymnastics trainers are pissed because all the Chinese gymnastics girls are like 10, and the age to compete is 15 I think.



Obligatory	Aug 17 2008, 08:47 PM Post #10
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	yeah this one girl got in a bunch of shit because they said she was 15 and her personal myspace said 14 or something haha



Palmer	Aug 17 2008, 10:38 PM Post #11
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Michael Phelps (OMG SO HOT) said he wouldn't accept douches on his facebook that were jerks to him in high school. I lol'd



Forum Pimp	Aug 17 2008, 10:51 PM Post #12
butterflies imo Posts: 3,861 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	Hot? Maybe if you're into deformed faces.
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Palmer	Aug 18 2008, 12:12 AM Post #13
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Forum Pimp Aug 17 2008, 09:51 PM Hot? Maybe if you're into deformed faces. Tell that to every girl in our super intelligent country. I was watching the olympics while working on my lap top and gymnastics came on. This asian girl fell on one of her routines, and she got put above the USA girl who went and didn't make any mistakes. Then some german officionado or something came on the coverage on channel 2 and said he was super pissed and the USA girl got ripped off. You support the Olympics, you support Communism.



DA_KLOWN	Aug 18 2008, 12:13 AM Post #14
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Quote: Hot? Maybe if you're into deformed faces. And unnaturally long swimmer torsos and small legs. Yeah. He's weird lookin'.
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KING	Aug 18 2008, 10:51 AM Post #15
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	He is the Hulk then. Especially with all that yelling he does.



Element	Aug 20 2008, 05:17 PM Post #16
Benny Lava 2012 Posts: 2,219 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: August 5, 2004	He's alright looking imo. Cute in a ugly puppy kinda way. Key to his success: NDTV.com His unique constitution also produces less lactic acid than others which means Phelps takes less time to recover. And if he looks indefatigable at times, it's because of the Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, which he was diagnosed with at the tender age of nine. That's pretty crazy, not producing as much lactic acid as other people do. If he trained for it he could do any sport and excel.
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DarkSteele	Aug 20 2008, 08:07 PM Post #17
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	and all that adhd sure does help him become a champion
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 20 2008, 10:09 PM Post #18
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	Doesn't Lance Armstrong have the same deal going?
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DA_KLOWN	Aug 21 2008, 12:09 AM Post #19
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	No, he has (had) cancer.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 21 2008, 01:51 PM Post #20
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	I'm talking about the less lactic acid production thing
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DarkSteele	Aug 21 2008, 01:59 PM Post #21
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I was thinking about that natural advantage thing and went to lance armstrong too his whole deal (I think) was that his heart and lungs (or maybe just heart) were like a half size larger than everyone else in his height/weight group or something thats why he always dominated in the mountain section
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DA_KLOWN	Aug 21 2008, 02:20 PM Post #22
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Wow. So basically, he's jsut biologically wored to be a fast-swimming, Gold Olympic Medal Winning machine. And yet, he's ugly.
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Palmer	Aug 22 2008, 10:45 AM Post #23
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	DA_KLOWN Aug 21 2008, 01:20 PM Wow. So basically, he's jsut biologically wored to be a fast-swimming, Gold Olympic Medal Winning machine. And yet, he's ugly. No this is Lance Armstrong now, lol. Michael Phelps = Long torso, small legs, double jointed ankles, less lactic acid Lance Armstrong = Heart half again bigger, one testicle for less wind resistance



DarkSteele	Aug 24 2008, 11:43 AM Post #24
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I noticed. It was pretty funny. Wouldn't that really just make you lopsided? And what happens when hes banging that country singer lady? does she know? How can she not know?
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Palmer	Aug 24 2008, 07:03 PM Post #25
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	I'm fairly sure she isn't concerned



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