Got a strange e-mail today

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Got a strange e-mail today
Topic Started: Apr 17 2008, 10:58 AM (4,938 Views)
ENFORCER509	Apr 17 2008, 10:58 AM Post #1
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	Ok, today I got a strange e-mail from "sebastianbowler1978@yahoo.co.uk" Quote: Sam mate! Coming 2 College Station Gonna lay low at your place for a bit. Till it all blows over. Bringing Trigger. That was all it said. I have no idea who this is or what he's done, but I want to respond. My current plan is to write a long e-mail consisting of my experiences in college station, complete with British spellings. Of course it'll all be made up, so feel free to chip in ideas. I'll post the e-mail when I'm done with it. I think this guy is 10 years older than me too, since he has 1978 in his e-mail address...



prettylady	Apr 17 2008, 11:07 AM Post #2
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 490 Group: Members Member #204 Joined: September 19, 2007	hahaha thats funny mention something about needing to dispose of a body first
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Don Juan Pabs	Apr 17 2008, 12:23 PM Post #3
Aka JJP aka Laserbomb aka The Hard Stuff Posts: 16,221 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004 Name John	that sounds good, I guess Trigger is... a dog?
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prettylady	Apr 17 2008, 03:20 PM Post #4
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 490 Group: Members Member #204 Joined: September 19, 2007	or a gun
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danielisawinner	Apr 17 2008, 07:06 PM Post #5
Leader of the Gumdrop Gang Posts: 187 Group: Members Member #217 Joined: November 7, 2007	LET ME WRITE THAT RESPONSE, SAM!



KING	Apr 17 2008, 08:00 PM Post #6
God Posts: 2,392 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	I thought Trigger was a horse.
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Wastrel	Apr 17 2008, 08:40 PM Post #7
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Don Juan Pabs	Apr 17 2008, 09:43 PM Post #8
Aka JJP aka Laserbomb aka The Hard Stuff Posts: 16,221 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004 Name John	they are trying to set sam up the bomb
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Katastrophe	Apr 18 2008, 01:47 AM Post #9
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ENFORCER509	Apr 18 2008, 10:37 AM Post #10
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	He sent me a new one: Quote: Sam this is your gaff, right? Krueger Dorm College Station, TX 77479 Looks all right mate! Nice place to hide out. We don't need much though. Just a couch and a telly. Trigger don't throw up much anymore, but put some newspaper down in case. What...?



Don Juan Pabs	Apr 18 2008, 10:39 AM Post #11
Aka JJP aka Laserbomb aka The Hard Stuff Posts: 16,221 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004 Name John	HES IN YOUR BASE KILLING YOUR MANS
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ENFORCER509	Apr 18 2008, 12:00 PM Post #12
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	I forgot, he also sent me his myspace in the last e-mail: BOWLERBOWLER



ENFORCER509	Apr 18 2008, 10:24 PM Post #13
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	UPDATE Quote: Alright Sam, I'm on the road. Having a right old laugh. Getting some football in. Meeting a few birds. I seem to have lost the coppers for now, so I'm all good, mate. See you soon. PS just posted a new video on my blog. Check out my skills, plus watch this mad scouser nearly break his neck on the concrete. TOO BAD I'M AT HOME! NOT IN COLLEGE STATION! I really need to e-mail this guy, think I'll work on that now.



Don Juan Pabs	Apr 18 2008, 11:02 PM Post #14
Aka JJP aka Laserbomb aka The Hard Stuff Posts: 16,221 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004 Name John	dude he is going to like... break into your dorm and rape mark woods actually, I see nothing wrong here
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ENFORCER509	Apr 18 2008, 11:06 PM Post #15
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	I KNOW, RIGHT?



Palmer	Apr 19 2008, 02:14 AM Post #16
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,139 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	I think he's a pirate. He says mate too much. Looks like trigger is on his myspace. His name is trigger because they put a bomb inside him? Hmm? This is pretty random. But whatever you do, don't let this off easy. If this guy really is in trouble, we're dicks.



ENFORCER509	Apr 19 2008, 08:49 PM Post #17
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	Ok, so I've e-mailed the guy. It came out kind of bad since I tried to include as much british spellings as I could, but meh. Quote: Cheers mate, I am glad to hear you're coming to College Station to see me. Perhaps we can enjoy some tea and crumpets? Indeed, I truly enjoy a cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon. It's odd living with a bunch of Yanks though, no one understands the simple needs of an Englishman. Still, College Station has its upsides. The weather has been beautiful as of late, the sky is a wonderful blue colour. Exams are in a fortnight, so I am not sure how much time I can devote to mucking around with you. My roommate's an arse, good luck getting along with him. I don't think you've heard about this, so let me tell you about "Mr. Jitters". I was with some mates and we came across a bum who'd chased the dragon and was in a right shape. He was absolutely loony. One of my mates though, the wanker that he is, decided to mess with the poor sod too. And started to talk about to the guy. He mentioned cars, and the bum got all excited and started yelling about his mustang, red of course, Yanks seem to like those. All I gathered was that he was very proud of his aluminium whats-its and that he recently got a new carburettor installed. But here's the best part: the idiot got up after about 5 minutes of this and said he wanted to show us something. He went to his car and tried to ghost ride the whip! You cannot imagine the scene. A shitfaced bum trying to run alongside a moving auto! I still laugh whenever it comes to mind. Someone called the cops, but we got away, even with Mr. Jitters. In fact, he's crashing at my place. Turns out he's the half-brother of another mate of mine. Odd, huh? We were all gob-smacked to say the least. Once your problems with the cops blow over, I need to do something about my roommate. I think he's been selling kiddy smut to his mates, I don't think he has to many though. Anyways, I need to go, toodle pip old chap! P.S. GO REAL MADRID! P.P.S. I've attached a file with some pictures of some of the shenanigans we get up to here, check them out. P.P.P.S. In case you haven't noticed, you have the wrong guy. I don't know you. You don't know me. It seems like you have just mistaken me for a friend of yours, but I find a few things suspicious here: 1. Your myspace says you're 24, but your e-mail has the number 1978 in it. If that means what I think it is, your birth year, you would actually be at least 29, going on 30. 2. You have ZERO friends on myspace, not even that Tom guy that everyone has. 3. EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE THING HAS TO DO WITH SOCCER. Seriously? 4. I have no idea who you are and yet you got my e-mail address. 5. You keep mentioning the cops. 6. You used a SUGAR LAND ZIP CODE when you mentioned Kruger Hall. NOT A COLLEGE STATION ONE. So, in short. I don't know who you are, and I don't trust any of this. So far, I've received two e-mails from this guy: Quote: checking in here. they better have the match on. file-monkey.com/Sebastian Quote: Sam, ran into a little problem at the hotel. Anyway, me and Trigger had to spend the night in the car. Can you believe it? After I'm done visiting you I'm going to go back and sort out that front desk muppet. -Seb file-monkey.com/Sebastian Neither of which even mentions my e-mail.



Don Juan Pabs	Apr 19 2008, 09:04 PM Post #18
Aka JJP aka Laserbomb aka The Hard Stuff Posts: 16,221 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004 Name John	it all seems a bit "dodgy" to me, to say the least, nice job on the british-isms by the way maybe he like... "hacked" your facebook to get your info? and thats why it shitty?
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Haithar	Apr 19 2008, 10:37 PM Post #19
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ENFORCER509	Apr 19 2008, 11:17 PM Post #20
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	I was hoping that by saying soccer, I'd get the point across that I am, in fact, American. EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to mention this, but this guy's e-mails have started to go to my junk folder for some reason.



Palmer	Apr 19 2008, 11:54 PM Post #21
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,139 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	Child predator for the win?



ENFORCER509	Apr 20 2008, 07:19 PM Post #22
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	MORE! Quote: Have a butcher's at this, mate. I don't believe it! Do you own this place? If you don't you should. check out this video -Seb PS I should be with you soon. Then I got this: Quote: Sam Stapleton Krueger Dorm College Station, TX 77479 April 20, 2008 REGARDING: TV Damage. Yesterday, one of our guest rooms was damaged by someone we understand is a friend of yours. He provided your name as a reference and instructed us to redirect the bill to you. The problem stemmed from a misunderstanding regarding the "Television set policy" which led to damage to the room and television set as well as an unfortunate confrontation with management, after which he fled the premises in his car. Fortunately the incident was caught on our forecourt security camera: http://www.coronettmotel.com/surveillance/ Please remit on return $23.48 One Night's Stay $5.98 Duct tape Repair to TV $10.00 Inconvenience fee ____________________________________________________ $39.46 We appreciate your prompt payment. We hope to end this matter amicably. Regards, Jimmy Citro Manager, Coronett Motel, "The One with the Two T�s!!" 1-(866) 899-8366 http://www.coronettmotel.com/ Note, once more, the use of a Sugar Land zip code with a College Station dorm. In addition to the e-mail, I got two pictures, one of a tv with its screen smashed and broken, the other of a picture frame missing some glass. Notice in the e-mail, the charge for "Duct Tape repair to T.V."



Wastrel	Apr 20 2008, 07:34 PM Post #23
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,331 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	Awesome.



danielisawinner	Apr 20 2008, 07:40 PM Post #24
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Palmer	Apr 20 2008, 07:54 PM Post #25
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,139 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	1. Why does it say Coronett Motel at the bottom if it has to with your dorm? Or... is that your dorm? 2. Is the security camera legit? This seems like a giant GIANT hoax that a friend would put together. They're pretty crafty though.... EDIT: A place can't just bill you because someone told them to. That's bull. You should say "Oh, just redirect to my friend Arnold, he's the Governor of Califaw-niah."



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