Kanye West

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Kanye West; also known as mr. full of himself
Topic Started: Mar 17 2008, 01:00 PM (1,218 Views)
DarkSteele	Mar 17 2008, 01:00 PM Post #1
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Quote: edit: gonna compile everything in the thread in a list of fail and sticky it, feel free to post more stupidity as his "legend" grows New 1. made Taylor Swift cry by taking the mic from her during her acceptance speech and essentially telling her she didn't deserve it (possibly staged) 2. outburst after losing best video at EMAs 3. requested people call him "martin luther gucchi king" at a fashion show in europe 4. ridiculous book he "wrote" (i.e. had written) even though he has declared reading a waste of time and a chore on multiple occasions 5. infamous clip of his, breaking down like a child after the VMAs 6. Who said it? Derek Zoolander or Kanye West? 7. tells fan to eat shit and die in Australia (he is trying to freestyle at him but he can't even think fast enough to rhyme the words, great) 8. "George Bush doesn't care about black people" /digging himself even deeper with "explanations" about the "truth just coming out" 9. appearing on the cover of rolling stone dressed like jesus 10. I am the number 1 person in music, hes a little tipsy and his ego shines through EVEN MORE somehow 11. I visualize everything at once. 12. watch as he rhymes down with down, on with on, scriptures with rip this etc! - terrible freestyle 13. Sweet ass sweet deep ass movie This rant was (originally) sparked by Kanye Wests' supposedly "new" "hip" "original" and "fresh" single on the radio. Its ground breaking stuff, really, I mean he is probably one of the greatest artists I have ever heard of! He took daft punk's song and then put such incredible lyrics as "yeah, uh huh... stronga..... hardaaaa.... bettaa... uh-huh" over it! HE IS SOME KIND OF MUSICAL PRODIGY, HOW DOES HE KEEP COMING UP WITH THIS FUCKING BRILLIANT MUSIC?!! HOW HASN'T HE BEEN NOMINATED AS THE NEW JESUS YET? FUCK YOU POPE I'M GOING TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF FUCKING ORIGINAL KANYE ORIGINAL WEST ORIGINAL (his full name, he had it legally changed so there would be no confusion). Honestly I dislike this character so fucking much that I would enter one of those "meet your favorite artist" contests half a million times just to meet his ass and PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE. At this point I would shout "NO KANYE. FUCKING. NO. RE-EVALUATE YOUR LIFE KANYE. GOD DAMMIT HOW DO YOU THINK ANYTHING YOU DO IS A GOOD IDEA?!! HOW?!!! DID YOU EVEN FUCKING PASS GRADE SCHOOL?!!! HAVE YOU NO DECENCY!?!! DID YOU LOSE MUSCLE CONTROL OVER YOUR MOUTH AND SPEECH MAKING PARTS OF YOUR BODY?! LISTEN TO THE THINGS YOU FUCKING SAY! Quote: "George Bush doesn't care about black people, ... They're saying black families are looting and white families are just looking for food...they're giving the (Army) permission to shoot us" WHAT?! AUGH!!" head explodes all over Kanye, prompting his new single... "I'm so cool peoples' heads explode when they see me" Here is an example of bullshit that I made up that he would probably say/ think at any given time: Honestly I don't know what else to say about this guy. People who get under my skin so thoroughly are rare (Chancey, kim jong ill, and Chancey) But, somehow, he has managed to do it... Damn... I need to go punch something, maybe twice Edited by DarkSteele, Oct 19 2009, 07:58 PM.
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Forum Pimp	Mar 17 2008, 02:03 PM Post #2
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DarkSteele	Mar 17 2008, 02:32 PM Post #3
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Forum Pimp Mar 17 2008, 01:03 PM Quit being racist, racist. oh shit you caught me
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Haithar	Mar 17 2008, 02:36 PM Post #4
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	"George Bush hates black people."
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prettylady	Mar 17 2008, 07:26 PM Post #5
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 17 2008, 10:28 PM Post #6
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DarkSteele	Mar 18 2008, 11:25 AM Post #7
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	oh my god the things he chooses to do... hes like a 5 year old who no one has sense enough to discipline because "hes just playing, he'll grow out of it, it's only a phase" BUT HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN. AND FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE THINK HE SHITS GOLD, which really only encourages him.
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Katastrophe	Mar 18 2008, 11:41 AM Post #8
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DarkSteele	Mar 18 2008, 11:46 AM Post #9
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Well, the list was everyone besides Kanye, he is at the top pretty much.
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KING	Mar 19 2008, 03:12 PM Post #10
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	I think this man had appeared on a magazine cover with a crown of thorns on his head. Yes, he thinks he is Jesus. But hey, we ain't messing with a broke.... broke.



DarkSteele	Apr 8 2009, 11:32 PM Post #11
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	The South Park version of this rant wasn't as good.
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prettylady	Apr 9 2009, 12:24 AM Post #12
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 490 Group: Members Member #204 Joined: September 19, 2007	DarkSteele Apr 8 2009, 11:32 PM The South Park version of this rant wasn't as good. yeah
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DA_KLOWN	Apr 9 2009, 05:24 PM Post #13
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ENFORCER509	Apr 9 2009, 10:16 PM Post #14
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	from his blog: SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME! 04.09.2009



AlphaStrikeSteve	Apr 10 2009, 12:16 PM Post #15
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	hahaha man that cat is all right
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DA_KLOWN	Apr 10 2009, 12:29 PM Post #16
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	God the caps lock...the song at the end was great. Honestly, I'm surprised he actually watched it.
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DarkSteele	Apr 10 2009, 01:47 PM Post #17
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I really doubt he did. Unless it was to masterbate. See my post in ryan's meme generator thread to see my continued opinion of this guy. edit: actually, if he means it, I guess he is at least getting better (but he just recently declared that people should call him martin luther gucchi king at some fashion show, so I kind of doubt he means it) Edited by DarkSteele, Apr 10 2009, 01:57 PM.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Apr 10 2009, 06:32 PM Post #18
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	twenty years later we find out he was the andy kaufman of our era and no one appreciates his genius until we are all old men
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Andrey	Apr 13 2009, 01:09 AM Post #19
Lvl 2 Ranterling Posts: 117 Group: Members Member #2,579 Joined: March 5, 2009	Kayne West is just a discriminated black man who is being held down by the global racist white power base (AMERICA).



DA_KLOWN	Apr 15 2009, 12:20 AM Post #20
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Andrey Apr 13 2009, 01:09 AM Kayne West is just a discriminated black man who is being held down by the global racist white power base (AMERICA). Obama is president, your argument is invalid.
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Andrey	Apr 18 2009, 08:52 PM Post #21
Lvl 2 Ranterling Posts: 117 Group: Members Member #2,579 Joined: March 5, 2009	Barack Obama is just a discriminated black man who is being held down by the global racist white power base (AMERICA).



DA_KLOWN	Apr 19 2009, 09:38 AM Post #22
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	...Better.
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DarkSteele	Jun 2 2009, 05:13 PM Post #23
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Daniel showed me a book Kanye "wrote" that his English teacher showed him. Apparently its a couple years old but... woow. its called thank you and you're welcome Edited by DarkSteele, Jun 2 2009, 05:15 PM.
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Fed FFS	Jun 7 2009, 04:38 AM Post #24
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Josh	Jun 7 2009, 04:59 AM Post #25
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	check out the tags.
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