Last Chance

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Last Chance
Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 11:04 PM (1,135 Views)
PiYouCanEat	Jan 10 2008, 10:53 PM Post #76
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 89 Group: Members Member #243 Joined: January 3, 2008	Psh... I told you guys to go with the expensive ship. Maybe it wouldn't have fallen apart. C.
	Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.


addictriceboi	Jan 14 2008, 03:31 PM Post #77
RICE!!!!!! Posts: 317 Group: Members Member #172 Joined: January 28, 2007	A) apperently they need more exp.....go kill some pirates



DarkSteele	Jan 22 2008, 08:32 PM Post #78
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	gaw gaw gawww
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DarkSteele	Apr 5 2008, 04:38 PM Post #79
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	c c cccc
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Obligatory	Mar 10 2009, 10:57 PM Post #80
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	THREAD BACK FROM THE DEAD. DIE EVIL SPACE RABBITS....wait im not there yet... anyways ----------------------------------------------------- Realizing pirates are the last thing you want to deal with, and that your trainers license course didn't include a section on asteroid belt maneuvering techniques, you and Terro agree to take the long way. Better safe than sorry. Browsing the solar system map, you point out coordinates for your new destination. "Set all afterburners to full! Let's see what the Archimedes can do!" Septimus fiddles with a few knobs and punches a square, green button. Nothing seems to happen... Your co-pilot mutters: "That's strange, we should be going pretty fa--" WHOOSH. Suddenly the thrusters let loose all hell with a mighty bang and deafening roar. The ship screams on at 500 meters per second. You turn the onboard mp7 player to one of your favorite oldies. Highway Star. As Ian Gillan belts out the final chorus, your stomach lets loose a growl sounding not unlike a pissed off grizzly bear. Septimus asks: "You hungry too then? What should we eat tonight?" You look over the supply manifest and learn that unfortunately all of the space ice-cream was lost with the cargo bay. That leaves you with several options: A\| Instant steak dinner and a few cold ones. This savory steak comes with a side of mashed potatoes and green beans. It is all guaranteed to be 100% artificial, so you know it's radiation-free. B\| The Manburger with a 5th of Jack Lightyears to wash it down. Incase you didn't know, the Manburger is a futuristic descendent of the old-world hamburger. It is covered in bacon and beef jerky and it is strictly for men. C\| Jose's UltraTaco's and a refreshing mars-garita. Jose's are only the finest of cheap cuisine. I imagine earthlings in college would eat these. That is, if there still were running colleges on earth. Edited by Obligatory, Mar 10 2009, 10:58 PM.



Haithar	Mar 10 2009, 11:20 PM Post #81
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	B. MAN BURGERS. Strictly for men, I'll take it.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 11 2009, 12:19 AM Post #82
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	C Ultratacos? Yes! Please!
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DarkSteele	Mar 11 2009, 12:44 AM Post #83
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Please, everybody know Man burger is the way to go.
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Forum Pimp	Mar 12 2009, 01:19 AM Post #84
butterflies imo Posts: 3,861 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	C, and I think our problem last time was trying to run 3 of these at once, so let's stick with this one till Mark gets tired of it IMO
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Obligatory	Mar 12 2009, 11:03 AM Post #85
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	Quote: Sounds good FP. Waiting on one more answer! (and pondering the story during class) Good luck



AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 12 2009, 02:44 PM Post #86
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	someone tie break this shiz
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Wastrel	Mar 12 2009, 03:39 PM Post #87
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	C. Es preety good.



Obligatory	Mar 12 2009, 08:54 PM Post #88
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	----------------------------------------------------- "Hurry up already! Have you decided what we're havin'?" Demands a hungry co-pilot. "Si Senor!", you spit out, stooping under the cockpit exit jamb. The craft is now quite stable at cruising speeds, but walking is still a tad strange. The smell of fuel lingers in the bridge. To your right there is a small inlet in the side panel. "Hsssss" You press a button and the inlet slides open to reveal the frost chamber. Instants later you are already removing the sizzling hot food from the solar powered cooker. As you and Septimus slam down the last of the greasy tacos you recall the words of the late Maddox (or his pirate-cyborg reincarnation): "The real spirit of ULTRA marketing lies not in the food you eat, but in the shit you take afterwards." Content with the quick meal, you pack a bowl into your slender briarwood pipe, a rare churchwarden. Puffing away on the robust blend, you gaze off into the stars. A sea of colors, infinitely far and ever-glowing. Serene. "So Mr. Terro", you begin. "We're in space. Now what? ...aside from survival." "What do you mean?", says the navigator picking his teeth. "Before we arrive at Altor VII we need to think about jobs. A way of living, ya know?" "You're right", he responds, "We need a profession". --------------------------------------- A\| Mercenary. Attempt to meet a contractor who will offer you various missions. Bounty hunting, deep space crawling, and other risky tasks are all in the job description. B\| Smuggler. You will devote your time and efforts to becoming an elite smuggler. As a blockade runner you could be hiding stolen goods, human cargo, or most often: a plethora of recreational and hardcore drugs. C\| Thug. Essentially doing whatever you see necessary for survival, you will show mercy to none and take advantage of many. This could entail murder, theft, extortion, and lots of pretty explosions. D\| Miner/Trader. Focus on arming your ship up to specs for high density asteroid mining. Deep core mining can be very dangerous; dealing with raiders would be an issue. You will also exploit the trading of legal goods across different regions. Quote: P.S. You're lucky the manburger didn't win. Assuming Jack Lightyears is a futuristic little brother of Jack Daniels whisky, a "fifth" when referring to alcohol means a littleover twenty five shots. Good luck. Edited by Obligatory, Mar 12 2009, 09:02 PM.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 12 2009, 11:08 PM Post #89
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	A - Mercenary for sure, especially with the new modular expansion i mean uh
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Haithar	Mar 12 2009, 11:21 PM Post #90
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	BBBBBB
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Forum Pimp	Mar 13 2009, 12:45 PM Post #91
butterflies imo Posts: 3,861 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	B
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DarkSteele	Mar 16 2009, 01:16 AM Post #92
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	A
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Obligatory	Mar 18 2009, 12:41 PM Post #93
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	Quote: updates postponed till after SB. get those votes in for tiebreaker on profession



DarkSteele	Mar 23 2009, 09:46 PM Post #94
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Hrm is it still tied?
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 23 2009, 11:01 PM Post #95
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	A - 2 B - 2 Pretty much yes
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Wastrel	Mar 23 2009, 11:45 PM Post #96
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,071 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	A



DarkSteele	Mar 24 2009, 01:53 AM Post #97
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	vavavoted
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Obligatory	Mar 24 2009, 03:08 AM Post #98
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	Quote: busy day, possible update tomorrow, A wins.



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