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Topic Started: Nov 7 2007, 03:17 PM (299 Views)
Professor Sunshine	Nov 7 2007, 03:17 PM Post #1
Leader of the Gumdrop Gang Posts: 138 Group: Members Member #217 Joined: November 7, 2007	My topic just had a conversation with itself. I support a self-propagating internet. Anyways... John made me join. He threatened me with rape and death (not in that order). My name is Daniel and I'm pretty rad. On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being SUPER RAD! (Batman is a 10)(OH SHIT, DID HE JUST USE DOUBLE PARENTHESES?!) (YEAH! He can do that, 'cause he wants to be an English teacher!) (OH SNAP. DAWG!)(I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I SAID WHEN I MET HIM!)(Really?!)(Yeah!)) I would probably place myself at a 7. I'm also awesome. Any questions? Good. Let's continue... I enjoy fighting crime on a daily basis, breaking world land-speed records, exploring small caves littered with pirate loot, wearing spandex, making sweet, sweet love, starting fights with villagers, correcting Affirmative Action, arguing for or against G.I. Joe, re-writing the constitutions of various nations (with or without their consent), and forming small island nations off the coast of South America. The end. Go team Daniel! P.S. YEAH! WOO!



DarkSteele	Nov 7 2007, 03:31 PM Post #2
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	My official rank is left-lieutenant of team Daniel. Go team Daniel! p.s. Cobra is misunderstood
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prettylady	Nov 7 2007, 03:50 PM Post #3
Lvl 3 Cabin Boy Posts: 490 Group: Members Member #204 Joined: September 19, 2007	Hey we totally live in the same dorm
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ENFORCER509	Nov 7 2007, 05:43 PM Post #4
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	Quote: Anyways... John made me join. He threatened me with rape and death (not in that order). At least you might be dead before he got to that other part. Honestly, that's how John gets everyone to join this place. You're just the first to bring his methods to the surface. Quote: p.s. Cobra is misunderstood Cobra is a terrorist organization. Stop denying the truth.



DarkSteele	Nov 7 2007, 05:52 PM Post #5
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Peacekeeping Actions. Only. Read a fucking textbook.
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KING	Nov 7 2007, 06:44 PM Post #6
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Steele is becoming nicer. Back in the old days, six months ago, he would only threaten with rape and more rape. Never the less, welcome.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Nov 7 2007, 08:24 PM Post #7
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	English teacher? Does this mean we can expect one more officer on the Grammar Force?
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Haithar	Nov 7 2007, 09:35 PM Post #8
weeeeeeee Posts: 3,390 Group: Members Member #88 Joined: April 14, 2005	Welcome!!
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sean	Nov 7 2007, 09:49 PM Post #9
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	AlphaStrikeSteve Nov 7 2007, 07:24 PM English teacher? Does this mean we can expect one more officer on the Grammar Force? its the grammar popo
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


Obligatory	Nov 7 2007, 11:02 PM Post #10
eekamudcrab Posts: 5,788 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: July 19, 2004	welcome we sumtimess spell thinges rong and need u to ficks them



DarkSteele	Nov 8 2007, 10:40 AM Post #11
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	sometimes I miss the old days they were older and that means they were worth more unless they were too old then its boom to the home
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Unoriginal	Nov 9 2007, 01:36 AM Post #12
God is dead. Posts: 64 Group: Members Member #207 Joined: September 29, 2007	Welcome, professor! This is a joyous day for the Rantshack! I expect we shall have working coconut radios within the month. P.S. Dibs on being Mr. Howel.



DA_KLOWN	Nov 9 2007, 06:20 PM Post #13
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	oh snap, it's ridley....i think...>_>
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KING	Nov 9 2007, 06:45 PM Post #14
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	Ridley?



DarkSteele	Nov 9 2007, 07:34 PM Post #15
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	yes him you've found out his secret, hes the easiest boss in all of metroid-dom
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


ENFORCER509	Nov 9 2007, 09:38 PM Post #16
Bear engineer Posts: 2,297 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: December 9, 2004	Hell, mecha-Ridley was tough. HE'S A FREAKIN' SPACE DRAGON!



KING	Nov 9 2007, 10:34 PM Post #17
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,015 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	ENFORCER509 Nov 9 2007, 08:38 PM Hell, mecha-Ridley was tough. HE'S A FREAKIN' SPACE DRAGON! QFT.



Fed FFS	Nov 12 2007, 04:13 PM Post #18
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,838 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	hi bye
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