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FBISD; THE ARTICLE
Topic Started: Oct 24 2007, 06:53 PM (783 Views)
Forum Pimp	Oct 24 2007, 06:53 PM Post #1
butterflies imo Posts: 3,869 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	That's right - a new article for the first time in years. I'll wait for you to finish cleaning yourselves off after you defecated all over in excitement. Done? Okay, moving on. Let's take a closer look at what FBISD stands for: [size=14]F[/size]ingering [size=14]B[/size]oys [size=14]I[/size]ndecent [size=14]S[/size]odomy [size=14]D[/size]icks It doesn't make sense but that doesn't make it any less SICK. I was recently forced to write a paper about FBISD for my government class. Here is what I submitted: They think they can do to all of us what they did to poor Ryan. SODOMY IS NOT THE ANSWER, FBISD. In protest, I went to their website to complain and this is what I found: I've labeled the three main issues I have with this page, though there are many others (like the hand with different colored fingers - NEWS FLASH: THERE ARE NO GREEN PEOPLE). For item A, the phrase "A Global Tomorrow" suggests that tomorrow happens all over the globe. It clearly does not. Tomorrow happens when I say it does, where I say it does, and these pricks would do well to remember that. Item B, the phrase "Investing in our Future" implies that it is possible to invest in a phase of time. If that were the case we would all just invest in the past so we have money in the present. MISLEADING INFORMATION. Item C is the most important - "send us your thoughts on diversity". So I did. My message was simply "It's bad and I don't like it" and everyone who reads this should do the same. Putting your name is even optional so you can make a game out of it - like putting down Spiderman, or Jack Johnson, or NEATBIGGERS. There's no end to the fun you can have with this site. Ladies and gentlemen, the facts are staring us in the face. Not only that - they are trying to sodomize our boys indecently with their dicks while fingering them. Our only choice is to dance like this guy:
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Wastrel	Oct 24 2007, 06:57 PM Post #2
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,101 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	I'd complain about that drawing, but I'm doing an assignment that I've been working on for the past 3 hours for a daily grade, and I probably have 2 hours to go, and that picture is completely accurate.



KING	Oct 24 2007, 07:01 PM Post #3
Middle Finger of God Posts: 2,025 Group: Members Member #118 Joined: September 8, 2005	I approve of this.



sean	Oct 24 2007, 07:19 PM Post #4
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,997 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	you have my support, fight the power
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Oct 24 2007, 10:54 PM Post #5
Posts: -3,780 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	The revolt returns!
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Fed FFS	Oct 26 2007, 01:01 PM Post #6
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,866 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	Admiral Allah Ackbar
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DarkSteele	Oct 26 2007, 02:01 PM Post #7
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,734 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	I like the expression on "Ryan's" face... very nice
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Fed FFS	Oct 26 2007, 02:04 PM Post #8
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,866 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	is it or :O
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thedenver	May 9 2008, 01:18 PM Post #9
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 32 Group: Members Member #295 Joined: May 9, 2008	we should find a way to just constantly fuck with the district.....
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AlphaStrikeSteve	May 9 2008, 06:42 PM Post #10
Posts: -3,780 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	AlphaStrikeSteve Oct 25 2007, 03:54 AM The revolt returns! Break these shackles and.. Take a stand to tell the world.. GET UP
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DarkSteele	May 10 2008, 01:01 PM Post #11
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,734 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Get up'a get on up stay on the scene like a sex machine
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DA_KLOWN	May 12 2008, 04:39 PM Post #12
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Speaking of sex machines and FBISD, my brother's 7th grade teacher jsut got busted forfucking a 16 year old 8th grader. SHe was married with children, and no one woulda found out, IF SHE HADN'T TOLD ANYONE.
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DarkSteele	May 12 2008, 06:18 PM Post #13
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,734 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	hey? hey you see that boy right there? Yeah, the one with the sweet ass. Thats him. .... totally hittin that
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DA_KLOWN	May 13 2008, 10:37 PM Post #14
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Yeah basically.
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Wastrel	May 14 2008, 07:56 AM Post #15
Fry-to-the-Maximum "The Original Black Man" (the artist formerly known as Sex) LaKillsio Posts: 2,101 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: September 29, 2004	Lucky kid. This was at FSMS, right?



DA_KLOWN	May 15 2008, 01:46 AM Post #16
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,500 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Yeah.
	My Shelf. Of books.


DarkSteele	May 15 2008, 11:10 AM Post #17
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,734 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	only lucky if she was hot yo
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


Josh	May 15 2008, 09:59 PM Post #18
yay black people! Posts: 1,035 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	I remember this one super hot teacher got arrested for sleeping with a student. . . That's the luckiest kid in the world.
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