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| FBISD; THE ARTICLE | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 24 2007, 05:53 PM (539 Views) | |
| Forum Pimp | Oct 24 2007, 05:53 PM Post #1 |
butterflies imo
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That's right - a new article for the first time in years. I'll wait for you to finish cleaning yourselves off after you defecated all over in excitement. Done? Okay, moving on. Let's take a closer look at what FBISD stands for: [size=14]F[/size]ingering [size=14]B[/size]oys [size=14]I[/size]ndecent [size=14]S[/size]odomy [size=14]D[/size]icks It doesn't make sense but that doesn't make it any less SICK. I was recently forced to write a paper about FBISD for my government class. Here is what I submitted:  They think they can do to all of us what they did to poor Ryan. SODOMY IS NOT THE ANSWER, FBISD. In protest, I went to their website to complain and this is what I found:  I've labeled the three main issues I have with this page, though there are many others (like the hand with different colored fingers - NEWS FLASH: THERE ARE NO GREEN PEOPLE). For item A, the phrase "A Global Tomorrow" suggests that tomorrow happens all over the globe. It clearly does not. Tomorrow happens when I say it does, where I say it does, and these pricks would do well to remember that. Item B, the phrase "Investing in our Future" implies that it is possible to invest in a phase of time. If that were the case we would all just invest in the past so we have money in the present. MISLEADING INFORMATION. Item C is the most important - "send us your thoughts on diversity". So I did. My message was simply "It's bad and I don't like it" and everyone who reads this should do the same. Putting your name is even optional so you can make a game out of it - like putting down Spiderman, or Jack Johnson, or NEATBIGGERS. There's no end to the fun you can have with this site. Ladies and gentlemen, the facts are staring us in the face. Not only that - they are trying to sodomize our boys indecently with their dicks while fingering them. Our only choice is to dance like this guy: 
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| Wastrel | Oct 24 2007, 05:57 PM Post #2 |
Lvl 6 First Mate
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I'd complain about that drawing, but I'm doing an assignment that I've been working on for the past 3 hours for a daily grade, and I probably have 2 hours to go, and that picture is completely accurate. |
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| KING | Oct 24 2007, 06:01 PM Post #3 |
Middle Finger of God
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I approve of this. |
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| sean | Oct 24 2007, 06:19 PM Post #4 |
e^(i*π) + 1 = 0
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you have my support, fight the power |
| "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." | |
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| alphastrikesteve | Oct 24 2007, 09:54 PM Post #5 |
feels good man
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The revolt returns! |
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There is one mind common to all individual men. Every man is an inlet to the same and to all of the same. He that is once admitted to the right of reason is made a freeman of the whole estate. What Plato has thought, he may think; what a saint has felt, he may feel; what at any time has be-fallen any man, he can understand. Who hath access to this universal mind is a party to all that is or can be done, for this is the only and sovereign agent. | |
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| Fed FFS | Oct 26 2007, 12:01 PM Post #6 |
OoOoOoOo
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Admiral Allah Ackbar |
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| DarkSteele | Oct 26 2007, 01:01 PM Post #7 |
Is Minipalmer's son.
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I like the expression on "Ryan's" face... very nice |
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My library Thangs the shack needs from people who have free time over the xmas break: -Fancy banners for every section -Bookmark Picture for the Shack changed -New design ideas for the rantshack store!  ^for the RS store, cheap stuff now cheaper! | |
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| Fed FFS | Oct 26 2007, 01:04 PM Post #8 |
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OoOoOoOo
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is it  or :O |
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| thedenver | May 9 2008, 12:18 PM Post #9 |
Lvl 1 Rant Babies
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we should find a way to just constantly fuck with the district..... |
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Smells like somebody died... <a href="http://www.8ball.co.uk"><img src="http://www.8ball.co.uk/linkimages/26343-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Offensive T-Shirt - AK47"></a> | |
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| alphastrikesteve | May 9 2008, 05:42 PM Post #10 |
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feels good man
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Break these shackles and.. Take a stand to tell the world.. GET UP |
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There is one mind common to all individual men. Every man is an inlet to the same and to all of the same. He that is once admitted to the right of reason is made a freeman of the whole estate. What Plato has thought, he may think; what a saint has felt, he may feel; what at any time has be-fallen any man, he can understand. Who hath access to this universal mind is a party to all that is or can be done, for this is the only and sovereign agent. | |
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| DarkSteele | May 10 2008, 12:01 PM Post #11 |
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Is Minipalmer's son.
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Get up'a get on up stay on the scene like a sex machine |
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My library Thangs the shack needs from people who have free time over the xmas break: -Fancy banners for every section -Bookmark Picture for the Shack changed -New design ideas for the rantshack store! ^for the RS store, cheap stuff now cheaper! | |
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| DA_KLOWN | May 12 2008, 03:39 PM Post #12 |
And it begins.
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Speaking of sex machines and FBISD, my brother's 7th grade teacher jsut got busted forfucking a 16 year old 8th grader. SHe was married with children, and no one woulda found out, IF SHE HADN'T TOLD ANYONE. |
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| DarkSteele | May 12 2008, 05:18 PM Post #13 |
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Is Minipalmer's son.
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hey? hey you see that boy right there? Yeah, the one with the sweet ass. Thats him. .... totally hittin that |
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My library Thangs the shack needs from people who have free time over the xmas break: -Fancy banners for every section -Bookmark Picture for the Shack changed -New design ideas for the rantshack store! ^for the RS store, cheap stuff now cheaper! | |
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| DA_KLOWN | May 13 2008, 09:37 PM Post #14 |
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And it begins.
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Yeah basically. |
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| Wastrel | May 14 2008, 06:56 AM Post #15 |
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Lucky kid. This was at FSMS, right? |
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| DA_KLOWN | May 15 2008, 12:46 AM Post #16 |
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And it begins.
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Yeah. |
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| DarkSteele | May 15 2008, 10:10 AM Post #17 |
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only lucky if she was hot yo |
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My library Thangs the shack needs from people who have free time over the xmas break: -Fancy banners for every section -Bookmark Picture for the Shack changed -New design ideas for the rantshack store! ^for the RS store, cheap stuff now cheaper! | |
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| Josh | May 15 2008, 08:59 PM Post #18 |
yay black people!
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I remember this one super hot teacher got arrested for sleeping with a student. . . That's the luckiest kid in the world. |
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could wood?!?! TEH INSTRUMEDLY!!!!!!!! | |
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