The old Crush-a-wish game

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The old Crush-a-wish game; Basically continued from before..
Topic Started: Jul 28 2004, 10:47 PM (1,110 Views)
Palmer	Mar 11 2010, 01:34 PM Post #76
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	We learn to love you, which becomes an obsession with following you from class to class and groping you when you let us get too close. I wish Element still typed the way she did in the old days of this thread.



Nuklearsamurai	Mar 11 2010, 02:10 PM Post #77
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Granted, she now writes college papers in the same manner and fails due to incorrect citaitons. I wish I was a mutant along the lines of Ice man Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Mar 11 2010, 03:18 PM.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


DA_KLOWN	Mar 11 2010, 02:45 PM Post #78
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Granted. John farts and you melt. I wish I could fly. Edited by DA_KLOWN, Mar 11 2010, 02:45 PM.
	My Shelf. Of books.


DarkSteele	Mar 11 2010, 03:03 PM Post #79
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	Palmer Mar 11 2010, 01:34 PM groping you when you let us get too close. Have you been reading my diary?
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Nuklearsamurai	Mar 11 2010, 03:17 PM Post #80
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	DarkSteele Have you been reading my diary? Yes DA_KLOWN I wish I could fly. you grow wings and fly out over the ocean. The mist dampens your wings making them too heavy to sustain you. you fall into the ocean and drown. I wish I had enough money to where I didn't have to work for the rest of my life.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


Josh	Mar 11 2010, 03:49 PM Post #81
yay black people! Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #178 Joined: March 23, 2007	A giant bag of quarters drops from the sky and lands on you killing you instantly. I wish I wasn't a raging chode master anymore.
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could wood?!?!


DA_KLOWN	Mar 11 2010, 04:41 PM Post #82
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	You attend the Christian camps that cure you of your disease. However now no one will hang out with you because you're a MASSIVE fundie-tool. Edited by DA_KLOWN, Mar 11 2010, 05:33 PM.
	My Shelf. Of books.


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 11 2010, 05:03 PM Post #83
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	i wish people would stop crushing wishes without adding their own so someone else can have the joy of crushing a wish
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DA_KLOWN	Mar 11 2010, 05:33 PM Post #84
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Granted. But now I hate you. I wish I had root beer.
	My Shelf. Of books.


Palmer	Mar 11 2010, 06:32 PM Post #85
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	You have root beer, but you can only intake it anally. I wish I had a lightsaber.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 11 2010, 07:29 PM Post #86
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	You get a lightsaber, but your mother dies. You uneasily fall in love, but she passes during childbirth. Slowly you slip. Slowly you feel the fear growing in your heart. That fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to.. suffering I wish I could watch star wars for the first time again
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DA_KLOWN	Mar 16 2010, 11:57 AM Post #87
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	You do, and get so excited that you watch the second trilogy, optimistically (foolishly) hoping you'll actually like it. You are sorely, but deservedly, disappointed. I wish it wasn't raining today D:
	My Shelf. Of books.


Nuklearsamurai	Mar 16 2010, 12:08 PM Post #88
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	granted. Instead it has refused to rain for 5 months, despite the best efforts of the Local shaman. he Chooses you and a band of ragtag followers to venture out into the world to find and defeat the evil overlord that is obviously behind this phenomenon. You gather your band, equip yourselves for the harshness ahead and set out on your journey, only forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street and getting mowed over by an 18-wheeler who then gets off on a technicality. also your village dies of dessication, the few survivors abandoning it for a sad existence in the city, always cursing the failure of the band of adventurers that was supposed to deliver them from hardship. I wish I didn't think thoughts like that. Edited by Nuklearsamurai, Mar 16 2010, 12:12 PM.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


DA_KLOWN	Mar 16 2010, 12:15 PM Post #89
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	Granted. Now you're a Japanese salary man. Kill yourself. I wish you'd get off the computer.
	My Shelf. Of books.


Nuklearsamurai	Mar 16 2010, 01:17 PM Post #90
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	Granted, but then I really do kill myself. I wish you weren't a murderer.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


Palmer	Mar 16 2010, 01:40 PM Post #91
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	The cat that she killed, but told her parents it ran away, falls out of the freezer and comes back to life. Also, you never die, because your internet life support was never taken from you. I wish I was a Transformer.



Nuklearsamurai	Mar 16 2010, 02:52 PM Post #92
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	You are, but you only turn into a rusted out old volkswagon that doesn't run anymore and your scanner that allow's you to change cars is broken so you are stuck that way. I wish my mom wasn't such a bitch.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


Fed FFS	Mar 16 2010, 07:46 PM Post #93
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 2,838 Group: Members Member #43 Joined: September 29, 2004	She stops doing it for money, but she'll never stop screaming at you. never ever. I wish Steven's mom wasn't a bitch.
	To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. -Sartre Do be do be do. -Sinatra


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 16 2010, 07:54 PM Post #94
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	me too, but she isn't not i wish i had a spaceship. a good one with lasers and pewpewpewpew
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Palmer	Mar 16 2010, 08:05 PM Post #95
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	You have a small, slender, pink spaceship that plays the Hannah Montana theme song when you honk the horn. The lasers shoot Hello Kitty plush toys. However, this laser ship was donated to you by gay aliens who anally tentacle-probe you every time you sit in the driver's seat. I wish we had developed teleportation technology by now.



DA_KLOWN	Mar 16 2010, 09:11 PM Post #96
Gotta catch 'em all. Yep. Posts: 2,481 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: August 26, 2006	We have, but you hear stories about horrific accidents of people not being teleported completely; limbs, organs and the like frequently missing, horrible, horrible deaths. I wish I had enough money for that dress I tried on at Express today.
	My Shelf. Of books.


AlphaStrikeSteve	Mar 16 2010, 09:33 PM Post #97
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	you do have enough money, but then you realize it's canadian i wish i had the powers of flash Palmer Mar 16 2010, 08:05 PM You have a small, slender, pink spaceship that plays the Hannah Montana theme song when you honk the horn. The lasers shoot Hello Kitty plush toys. However, this laser ship was donated to you by gay aliens who anally tentacle-probe you every time you sit in the driver's seat. everything was perfect until that last sentence
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DarkSteele	Mar 17 2010, 12:15 AM Post #98
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	You gain them and from then on every motion you make is poorly and unimaginatively put together and uploaded to Newgrounds where it is given poor reviews. As a result, your self-esteem plummets. Eventually another program takes over flash's place and, after realizing you are obsolete, you kill yourself. I wish I had the powers of THE Flash.
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Palmer	Mar 17 2010, 12:21 AM Post #99
Lvl 8 Admiral Posts: 3,123 Group: Members Member #97 Joined: June 27, 2005	ololololol You gain super speed and permanent tight red spandex. Your addiction to video games and the interwebs causes you to gain several hundred pounds. Everytime you try to move or lightly walk, you end up tearing across the room in a blur, but your weight causes momentum to carry you forward and to the ground. Every step is another face plant. I wish to cure world hunger.



Nuklearsamurai	Mar 17 2010, 12:38 AM Post #100
The Winter Master Posts: 682 Group: Members Member #2,595 Joined: December 13, 2009	IT IS CURED. now however, with an over abundance of the food surplus and the amount of space available to each person diminished, disease and pests run rampant around the globe killing all but the hardiest of men (i.e. everyone that isn't us.) I wish Square Enix would stop dicking around with my recreational games.
	Only in music does 0+0=12


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