The old Crush-a-wish game

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The old Crush-a-wish game; Basically continued from before..
Topic Started: Jul 28 2004, 10:47 PM (1,109 Views)
AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 28 2004, 10:47 PM Post #1
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	heres a game (got from ng forums) you mess up a wish by making an exception to what happens ie (i found this really funny.. cause it happened to me recently.. "sweet! $5 bucks!!! .. CANADIAN?!?.. FUCK!": ------------------ Wish: I wish I had two dollars. Response: You'll get two dollars, but they'll be Canadian. ---------------- and another good one: ---------------------------- : I wish I had a supermodel's body. ok! You have a supermodel's body... but your freezer is just a bit too small to store it in. ----------------------------------------- you have to mess up the wish from the guy above, and then make a wish of you're own recap: Me: I wish i had a distortion pedal Obligatory: you get it, but it's just a distorted bike pedal Obligatory: I wish i had an awesome computer Me: you get it, but it can only play britney spears music me: I wish nicks iq would double to 100 (you'll understand if you go see the old forums.. silly nick) chancey: but nick is still smarter then you chancey: My wish is that everyone would move to the new, better forums. Crush THAT, bitch /recap everyone moves to the new, better forums, but spam is not longer allowed (okay.. that's not really crushing the wish.. but... how can i crush it? i mean...) i wish that the haircut my mom gave me could be undone
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NineR	Jul 28 2004, 11:03 PM Post #2
Putting the sensual back in non-consensual since 1995. Posts: 167 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: July 28, 2004	it is but now your mom wont stop bitching... I Wish I Had a New Skateboard...



sean	Jul 28 2004, 11:07 PM Post #3
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	NineR- you get a skateboard, but its got hearts and little gay ppl painted on it, and its pink, REALLY pink!
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 28 2004, 11:07 PM Post #4
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	when did she ever stop bitching? you get your new skateboard, but it's a walmart board.. with the picture on the top AND bottom.. so no matter wart, you're staring at some flaming dragon or something. i wish we did that jam session thing again, that was pretty cool (this time we gotta do like.. smells like teen spirit or something. mark, u know when trents gonna be able to do that again?)
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Forum Pimp	Jul 28 2004, 11:13 PM Post #5
butterflies imo Posts: 3,861 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: July 19, 2004	You can do the jam session again, but you're the only one there. I wish I could buy Gordo from Steven. In case you don't know, Gordo's Steven's pet midget. He's awesome and got a lot of people to join the old forums.
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AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 28 2004, 11:40 PM Post #6
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	i sell him to you, but he won't eat right and it's hell to potty train him. He somehow transfers midgetness to you, you are now 3 feet shorter.. oh and he runs back home (he's got a job you know.. getting ppl to join the forums. and his home is here at rant shack) I wish the i could put a flash as my avatar.. which i have enabled.. which wont work.. damn.
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NineR	Jul 29 2004, 10:06 AM Post #7
Putting the sensual back in non-consensual since 1995. Posts: 167 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: July 28, 2004	you will but it wont give me a sezuire. HA! ya we should jam again(everyone check when u can do it, and the only time yourmom doesnt bitch is when she's talktin to me)



AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 29 2004, 05:20 PM Post #8
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	rusty. you didn't add a wish to crush and actually i was talking bout when trent and mark came over (when u came over, we like didn't jam at all, i don't even think we plugged our amps in haha) i'll just add a wish: i wish we could get a singer
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SamuriDragon1289	Jul 29 2004, 06:39 PM Post #9
Weaver of the Imagination Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: July 29, 2004	you will get a singer but he is micheal jackson AND STEVEN YOUR FLASH IS BLINDING ME TO PURE... PURE.... SOMETHING I...WISH...I...HAD...A...[SIZE=14]COOOKIE
	Ohhhhhhhh, I like being a gum drop, I like being gum drop, I like being a gum drooooooooooooooop, so nobody cant deny


AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 29 2004, 07:26 PM Post #10
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	you get the cookie, but it's made out of poo. Micheal jackson poo. I wish that orange would be the new blue
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NineR	Jul 30 2004, 12:18 PM Post #11
Putting the sensual back in non-consensual since 1995. Posts: 167 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: July 28, 2004	it will be but now we all know your gay for makin fashion statements... I wish i was Lord Sesshomaru-Sama



AlphaStrikeSteve	Jul 30 2004, 07:56 PM Post #12
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	fashion statements? no.. i just think the sky would like pretty kick ass if it was permanently orange. fashion.. haha.. you loser you're lord sesshomaru-Sama, but after you become lord sess, you find out that he's really a girl sex slave to a tribe of barbarians. sucker i wish metallica would tour here. And the ticket prices are 1 dollar. And only people who visit rantshack are allowed to go. Mm.. that'd be sexy
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Mech Turtle	Aug 2 2004, 06:38 PM Post #13
Lvl 1 Rant Baby Posts: 21 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: August 2, 2004	But there will be a mosh pit and everyone would die. I wish I had a new sledge hammer.



AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 3 2004, 12:46 AM Post #14
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	you get the sledge hammer but every time you try and swing it at something somehow it turns and hits YOU. in the NADS. ow.. I wish people would stop going on vacations/leaving when i wanna jam. (you know who you people are...)
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sean	Aug 3 2004, 10:46 AM Post #15
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	they stop going on vacations but they all die of, um, accidents, yes, accidents i wish the person under me doesnt crush my wish
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


SamuriDragon1289	Aug 3 2004, 12:48 PM Post #16
Weaver of the Imagination Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: July 29, 2004	They will not crush your wish but instead make fun of it he he pansy, he he I wish I had...yet another cookie
	Ohhhhhhhh, I like being a gum drop, I like being gum drop, I like being a gum drooooooooooooooop, so nobody cant deny


AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 3 2004, 06:10 PM Post #17
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	you get the cookie but it's laced with AIDS.. i wish i had a les paul
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NineR	Aug 3 2004, 06:59 PM Post #18
Putting the sensual back in non-consensual since 1995. Posts: 167 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: July 28, 2004	you get one...but its really mine HAHA and dude u should know that lord sesshomaru-sama cant be insulted...you should take my crushed wish back.... i wish i had a new conputer...



AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 3 2004, 07:45 PM Post #19
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	you get a new computer, but it's corrupted with a virus. A virus that makes the computer pee on you everytime you look at porn. I wish that i could play drums too..
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sean	Aug 4 2004, 09:05 AM Post #20
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED!? Posts: 4,992 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: July 28, 2004	u get drums, but they r vampire drums that kill u evertime u touch them i wish i could do this
	"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


SamuriDragon1289	Aug 4 2004, 02:59 PM Post #21
Weaver of the Imagination Posts: 17 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: July 29, 2004	You will be able to do that but only to yourself... and maybe a squriel or two I wish Steven was bald :haha:
	Ohhhhhhhh, I like being a gum drop, I like being gum drop, I like being a gum drooooooooooooooop, so nobody cant deny


AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 4 2004, 03:20 PM Post #22
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	i become bald.. but incidentally, all girls find that hot and i get 20 bajilllion numbers and i get to do the dirty dance with some really hot highschool chearleaders.. wearing schoolgirl uniforms.. and cheering... i wish i know what james says after "Laughter, laughter, laughing at my --". Is it prize? pride? praise? I guess i could look it up, but why not just make it a wish
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DarkSteele	Aug 5 2004, 11:54 AM Post #23
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	he tells you but then has to either kill you or sell you to the barbarian slavers who make you a sex slave, you choose to be a slave and are raped over and over for all eternity i wish that this wish (and the rest of my wishes) can never be crushed, made fun of, ridiculed, or demeaned in anyway at all ever
	The fabulous Rantshack store / / / / /


AlphaStrikeSteve	Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM Post #24
Posts: -3,817 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: July 19, 2004	your wish is never ever demeaned or ridiculed ever, but your balls shrink to the size of a pea and fall off.. haha.. i wish the barbarians would sell me as a sex slave to the ladies of the VIP show.. mm.
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DarkSteele	Aug 5 2004, 03:34 PM Post #25
My chest hair makes a bird. Posts: 14,629 Group: Super-Mod Member #9 Joined: August 4, 2004	damn i got pwned, but my balls grow back due to my sexyness powers meanwhile you get sold to the vip chicks but find out they are really men who have been made to look like hot chicks by computers run by killer coding ninja monkeys, subsequently they all rape u over and over in the bum.... ewwwwwww why did u wish for that man? ugggggg i wish that.... damn i wish i had a wish to wish
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