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For or Against Facial Hair on Dudes
Pro Facial Hair, before shaving every dude had a beard 10 (76.9%)
Anti Facial Hair, yeah but we have shaving now SO 3 (23.1%)
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Changes

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Oct 22 2008, 01:52 AM. 2 comments

So I guess we're now on the fourth incarnation of the rantshack with our move to zetaboards. We (sort of mostly John) have added a lot of cool features and stuff, like the links just under our sick new banner (thanks vlad): one leads to the rantshack store and the other to a donations page where people can donate directly towards ad removal. There's also a new option in your profile to put your favorite color, which will now display under your post count in all of your posts. We'll probably add more random profile additions like that as we think of them. We took out the never-used warning boxes to make room for that. In the same area you may notice MEMBER or other titles written in 28 days later font, which looks cool. John's working on trophies or something that he calls them, which also show up under avatars for doing stuff like MAKING GOOD BANNERS AND SHIT YEEEAAAAAA.

Most importantly, zetaboards have some kind of bot protection built in so we can reopen registration yay. The shoutbox is MIA at the moment but maybe we can put it back soon, that would rock. So have fun with the new shack, and watch out for the fun times, they'll getcha.

Rantshack Shirts

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Apr 9 2007, 04:00 PM. 0 comments

DarkSteele wanted me to make an announcement for the shirts so here it is. I saw blackguard17 wearing one today and it actually looked really professional, and only 15 bucks. I'll probably get a Ryan is a bitch one myself, and maybe one were talking about that says "huge rpeen irl". Here is the link to the site with all the shirts made so far, post in the offtopic thread if you want a specific one: link.

Rantshack.org

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Oct 27 2006, 10:56 PM. 0 comments

rantshack.org is the new URL for this site, update bookmarks, etc. ty darksteele for doing it.

The ads have been smitten

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Sep 3 2006, 02:27 PM. One comment

Courtesy of yonder Sir Steele's monetary pieces, we hath beheaded thine ads from thy internet boards. Yon ad removal costeth 15 pences of cents per thousandth page visiths, so refresheth not!

New URL

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at May 26 2006, 02:15 PM. 0 comments

CJB.NET SUCKS MA BALLS

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Dec 15 2005, 07:22 PM. 2 comments

Are you guys seeing this page that now loads and you have to click a little button to even continue to our site? Someone go get a better host, cjb.net just licked my nut for the last time.

You may have noticed some changes...

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Sep 1 2005, 03:57 PM. 6 comments

The first thing you'll notice is the new skin, courtesy of Darksteele. Because of his contribution to The Shack he has been made moderator of the new World of Warcraft forum. You may have also noticed that the forums have been moved around a bit, mainly in an effort to keep the front page of the forums looking clean. For example, you'll now find sports, music, anime, and hobby gaming as sub forums within the Entertainment forum. We have also replaced the misc category with the gaming category, which includes the old video games forum, guild wars, and the new WoW forum. The gunz and connect four forums have been retired to the archives, a "new" forum at the bottom of the page. One last thing - Element, if you would, please remove the "Don't Forget About Us" line in our banner, as summer is now over and we shouldn't have to worry about people forgetting about us now. If you want to have words there, maybe something like "Kicking Asses Since 1879" or "Your Daily Dose of Ass Kicking".

Hope everybody enjoys the changes!

:bounce:

EDIT: Just noticed that invisitext doesn't seem to work with the new skin. Maybe there's another way to do it for black forums? apparently not...

Weekly Awesome #2

Posted by Obligatory (Administrator) at Aug 22 2005, 04:02 PM. 12 comments

Welcome one and all to the Weekly Awesome, the Rant Shack's weekly update that includes goodness. And, quite possibly, awesomeness.


Link of the Week

Um, this week is a special week, and when I say "special", by no means am I saying that I ran out of time making this. Yeah, so instead of finding a new link that nobody has seen, I decided to pick my favorite link that anyones posted here on the Shack throughout this previous week. Anyways, here it is.

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

And the winning submitter is.....ELEMENT. Congratulations, your prize is absoloutely nothing.
:techno:

Song of the Week

And the song of the week is <obligatory drumroll> Comfort Eagle, by Cake! If you want the song through AIM, you can IM me, or any admin and we'll send it, or you could just download it on your own. Anyways, I found out about Cake a couple weeks ago from a friend. I quickly came to like them from their funky style music and downright clever and hilarious lyrics. They sound alot different than lots of the stuff me and a lot of you listen to, so it's good to listen to some of their shit for a change.

Audio clip of Comfort Eagle:
http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=qw...&z=MP3&r=20.asx

Lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cake/comforteagle.html

Official Cake website:
http://www.cakemusic.com/


Word of the Week

The word of the week is "omgschoolsucks". We're not giving out bonus post counts to the person who uses this word the most this week, rather we're adding mental notes of how cool you are.


News Item of the Week

I know there has been lots of flaming and disappointment going on about the board skin issue. Now I can't promise you an actual new SKIN, but hopefully we will be putting up a poll for which colors we should change the board to within the week. Feel free to submit colors that you like and we will add them to the poll, and infact I encourage this. Just keep in mind you need to submit 3 different colors or shades, and you can't just say "I like red", we need the actual color, like a picture of it. (see how right now theres three different blues?)


Pic of the Week

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-08-13
This has got to be a classic. Fish/toothpaste combo = teh pwn
It's gotta be the menacing look in the lobsters eyes that really makes this picture kick some white ninja ass.


Note:
Each of the three admins will be taking turns posting a new weekly awesome each Monday. We didn't decide to restart this because of incessant bitching of certain members, but to attract new members and whatnot.

Be sure to tune in next week, when Alpha posts his inaugural Weekly Awesome!

That's all for this week, give your suggestions for next week either through the feedback forum, posts on this thread, or PMing an admin!

BURNED!

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at May 26 2005, 12:20 PM. 18 comments

Element officially wins the prize with her creation of the logo we're using for the summer. In other news, it's SUMMER!! w0000000...and so on and so forth. Hope everyone passed their finals and/or classes so they dont have to do summer school. That would suck. Yeah, so please actually keep up with the rant shack this summer, and dont forget us like last summer. We'll try to provide you with frequent updates and maybe even more articles :what:

Guild Wars is out!

Posted by Forum Pimp (Administrator) at Apr 26 2005, 11:57 PM. 7 comments

If you preordered, you can start playing at 2 AM. If not, buy the game on the 28th. You can start playing at 2 AM with just your BWE key, and that works until the 29th, after which you have to have the retail key. If you have any questions, post them here or ask me in-game on my main character: The Human Torch.
 

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