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Forum news and announcements are posted here by writers.
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Changes Oct 22 2008, 04:18 PM, By alphastrikesteve
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Regular Forum Articles
The main writers from the shack are the only ones allowed to post rants here. Come and behold teh funnay inside. Rants from the old shack are archived here.
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FBISD May 15 2008, 08:59 PM, By Josh
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Subforums: Shack Videos
Regular Forum Introductions
Post a topic about who you are in real life, what area you live in, how you stumbled upon us, tell us if you know anyone that posts here, and other stuff. Formerly known as the Who's Who forum.
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ApocalypseQ Apr 13 2009, 02:16 PM, By Josh
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Regular Forum Off-Topic
You can talk about anything you want in here. Warning: everything that doesn't fit somewhere else usually finds its way here.
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General Picture Forum 58 minutes ago, By alphastrikesteve
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Regular Forum Gaming and Computing
Anything that has to do with games or some sort of computer related or console system should be posted here.
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WC3 Annoucements 24 minutes ago, By Andrey
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Subforums: Eve Online, Darkfall, Warhammer Online
Regular Forum Entertainment
Anime, music, sports, and all other thing entertaining belong in this forum. There are sub-forums for each of those categories inside this forum.
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Calling all Airsofters Today, 1:01 PM, By DarkSteele
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Subforums: Anime/Manga, The Arcade, Hobby Gaming, Music, Movies/Television, Literature, Sports, Fitness Forum
Regular Forum Rants
Anyone is allowed to piss, moan, and/or rant in this forum. Warning: forum may and probably will contain bullshit.
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MY NETS Today, 1:59 PM, By alphastrikesteve
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Regular Forum School Chat
Which two teachers would you like to see fight to the death? What's your average/grades? Best momments? Post your school woes here.
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final philosophy paper Jun 1 2009, 08:53 PM, By DarkSteele
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Regular Forum The Body Politic
Politics, religion, news, and philosophy. If discussing it pisses people off it should probably go here. You're welcome, Denver.
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The homeless don't fuck around with Newton… Today, 7:24 PM, By Fed FFS
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Subforums: Religion or lack there of
Regular Forum Links
Post your links to other places here. Example: newgrounds flash movies. Teh funnay lurks inside, amirite?
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Be alert Today, 7:22 PM, By Fed FFS
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Regular Forum Feedback
Anyone can post here and tell us how to up the kickass level of the Rant Shack.
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Whoever fixed my avatar Mar 31 2009, 07:40 PM, By Fed FFS
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Read-only Forum Archives
Deep in the catacombs beneath the Rant Shack lies the ancient Archives. Be wary ye who venture here, most of the crap here is really old and therefore cant be replied to.
ITS COMING BACK Apr 1 2008, 11:32 PM, By DarkSteele
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Subforums: GUILD WARS, World of Warcraft, Connect Four, Gunz

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