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  • Yesterday, 9:55 PM
    Fed FFS: Looks like someone's gunning for you John
  • Yesterday, 8:41 PM
    DarkSteele: but you are a pretty good helicopter pilot! what happened why did they not let you flya the helicoptera? Paisano?
  • Yesterday, 8:18 PM
    Josh: I have a Geology class on Tues and Thurs. Didn't get the helicoptor job =/
  • Sep 1 2010, 08:02 AM
    DarkSteele: what do you have tuesday and thursday? also! did you get your helicopter man job?
  • Sep 1 2010, 01:23 AM
    Josh: Man... I sure would hate it if I had days like that. Especially if they were my Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
  • Aug 31 2010, 09:49 PM
    DarkSteele: thats after my two other classes which were after work... gahhhh lawng dayy
  • Aug 31 2010, 08:45 PM
    Josh: That sounds really shitty John.
  • Aug 31 2010, 06:52 PM
    DarkSteele: class start: 5:30, class end: 8:20.... fffffffffffffffffffffff
  • Aug 31 2010, 01:27 PM
    AlphaStrikeSteve: What? No. Don't be ridiculous
  • Aug 31 2010, 01:12 PM
    Wastrel: JOSH IT'S NOT THE SAME THING

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