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Regular weekly RS pvp events
yeah, resub n1ggfa
 Obligatory 0 97
Sep 10 2009, 03:07 AM
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Regular Unholy Rage
ITS UNHOLY
 DarkSteele 4 68
Sep 8 2009, 02:04 PM
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Regular SICK new Eve YouTube Video
The Butterfly Effect
 Obligatory 2 96
Aug 16 2009, 08:39 PM
Last Post By: Daniel
Regular So I decided to go POSTAL on my Alliances friendlies
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
 Obligatory 5 127
Jul 2 2009, 11:18 AM
Last Post By: neilganon
Regular I started playin again a couple weeks ago
let me know if you want a 21 day trial?
 Obligatory 14 236
Jul 1 2009, 11:32 PM
Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
Regular BoB Disbanded
DarkSteele 2 101
Mar 17 2009, 03:08 PM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular Bank Robbery: 80-100 Bill ISK.
Not exactly robbery but.
 Haithar 4 141
Jan 23 2009, 07:41 PM
Last Post By: Palmer
Regular Walking in Station
AlphaStrikeSteve 6 161
Jan 20 2009, 01:03 PM
Last Post By: KING
Regular Probably not a good time to start again
SCANDALLL
 DarkSteele 8 153
Dec 21 2008, 10:41 PM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular eve is starting again someday
Obligatory 20 266
Dec 17 2008, 11:20 AM
Last Post By: Palmer
Regular IMPORTANT - I have left Vinland Star
Please read :D
 Obligatory 5 180
Jul 24 2008, 04:50 PM
Last Post By: Fed FFS
Regular I'm back
yea.
 Fed FFS 5 167
Jul 21 2008, 10:34 PM
Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
Regular YAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr chatlogs
AlphaStrikeSteve 20 352
Jul 17 2008, 08:46 AM
Last Post By: sean
Regular EVE on. . . FACEBOOK!?!?!?!?!!
and other interesting things
 Josh 3 157
Jul 15 2008, 03:52 PM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular Piracy Guides! Read here!
Obligatory 12 260
Jul 7 2008, 01:13 AM
Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
Regular I reroll'd
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK
 Josh 2 126
Jul 6 2008, 12:05 AM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular CPU upgrade
DarkSteele 3 134
Jul 2 2008, 09:37 PM
Last Post By: DarkSteele
Regular i have 9.2mil
sean 4 134
Jul 2 2008, 04:54 PM
Last Post By: sean
Regular Eve Ship
Yar, evary rats gotta boat
 Palmer 21 267
Jul 1 2008, 10:46 PM
Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
Regular Faction Warfare
DarkSteele 4 126
Jul 1 2008, 11:47 AM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular First PVP/training op
AlphaStrikeSteve 14 254
Jun 29 2008, 12:03 PM
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Regular Eve Characters!
Introduce your character here.
 Obligatory 13 229
Jun 26 2008, 01:18 AM
Last Post By: Josh
Regular Warning! Don't go into low sec.
Obligatory 3 125
Jun 25 2008, 10:50 PM
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Regular You guys' applications...
Obligatory 2 149
Jun 25 2008, 09:57 PM
Last Post By: DarkSteele
Regular Discuss: Ship Replacement Plan and Corp Taxes
Vinland STARRRRRRRRRR
 Obligatory 8 179
Jun 24 2008, 10:47 PM
Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
Regular EVE Online - Name ideas
Corp needs name
 AlphaStrikeSteve 20 319
Jun 23 2008, 10:37 AM
Last Post By: Obligatory
Regular EVE Online - Tools
AlphaStrikeSteve 1 273
Jun 17 2008, 09:23 PM
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