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	Pages: 1 2 [Sticky'd] Stupid Commercials rant about them here	DarkSteele	43	525	Mar 4 2010, 11:32 AM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	Pages: 1 … 3 [Sticky'd] Kanye West also known as mr. full of himself	DarkSteele	62	1,128	Feb 6 2010, 04:21 AM Last Post By: Pyroclasm
	Title	Topic Starter	Replies	Views	Topic Info
	Pages: 1 2 TV Shows Yargh	Palmer	26	178	Mar 7 2010, 03:44 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	Pages: 1 2 How hard our education system fails.	Nuklearsamurai	46	374	Mar 2 2010, 04:14 PM Last Post By: Nuklearsamurai
	Job Interviews rgay	Palmer	6	79	Feb 13 2010, 04:29 PM Last Post By: Pyroclasm
	SOUND/VIDEO ADS ARGH	Palmer	13	89	Feb 11 2010, 11:45 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	The Facebook Change Rant Rant	Palmer	2	28	Feb 10 2010, 12:21 AM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	LIFE SUCKS IN ALL CAPS	DarkSteele	17	125	Feb 8 2010, 10:38 PM Last Post By: Haithar
	Ye olde obligatory drunken rant	Obligatory	10	128	Feb 7 2010, 12:22 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	End of Semester Win	Palmer	10	153	Dec 13 2009, 09:56 PM Last Post By: KING
	Pages: 1 … 4 A thread with long posts	assassassin14	83	1,006	Nov 23 2009, 01:20 PM Last Post By: ENFORCER509
	Bus cockups ride better	DarkSteele	11	104	Nov 18 2009, 03:52 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	OH WHAT THE FUCK STOLE MY IDEA FUCK FUCK FUCK	DarkSteele	12	205	Oct 22 2009, 08:23 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Ah birthday parties...[VID]	Apollo	18	224	Oct 21 2009, 09:00 PM Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
	Judge refuses marraige license for interracial couple. or, FUUUUUCK! mk2	Pyroclasm	18	162	Oct 19 2009, 11:30 AM Last Post By: Pyroclasm
	In Canada, of all places!	Pyroclasm	16	123	Oct 17 2009, 12:58 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	PERIPHERALS USE THEM	DarkSteele	10	139	Oct 1 2009, 11:21 PM Last Post By: neilganon
	People this month... is it in the water?	DA_KLOWN	6	88	Sep 30 2009, 05:33 PM Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
	Mississippi Queen you know what I mean? (she is a bitch)	DarkSteele	3	137	Sep 19 2009, 10:14 PM Last Post By: Andrey
	Pages: 1 2 Miss Universe Omfg	Fed FFS	43	442	Aug 25 2009, 04:46 PM Last Post By: Fed FFS
	FUCKING FUCK FUCK TITS	neilganon	3	67	Aug 17 2009, 09:20 AM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	The Postal Service God dang it Ben Gibbard	DarkSteele	12	177	Aug 15 2009, 09:07 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Summer Colds.	DA_KLOWN	5	98	Jul 20 2009, 09:08 AM Last Post By: Element
	MY NETS THEY ARE SLOW	DarkSteele	9	199	Jul 6 2009, 10:36 PM Last Post By: Obligatory
	"Well I guess they won't be needing these..."	Element	20	374	Jun 28 2009, 03:26 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	HAY GUYS LETS START A PARTY AT ONE AM LAWL FUCK ITS ONLY THURSDAY NIGHT RIGHTHHHHH	DarkSteele	20	245	Jun 1 2009, 02:40 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Pages: 1 2 COLLEGE SUCKS!!!!!!!	Josh	30	563	May 5 2009, 04:00 PM Last Post By: Forum Pimp
	Pages: 1 2 Pr0n bots	DA_KLOWN	27	502	Apr 13 2009, 12:11 AM Last Post By: Andrey
	Hey April Fools Day...FUCK YOU	mitchFTFuture	19	182	Apr 2 2009, 07:48 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	SAILING ON LAND GLITCH AUGH DAMN YOU FFIII DS DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT	DA_KLOWN	1	84	Mar 26 2009, 07:19 AM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	COMCAST GO FUCK YOURSELVES!	BlahdyFUCKINBlah	7	212	Mar 5 2009, 07:29 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Morrowind>Xfire	Josh	19	292	Feb 24 2009, 08:33 PM Last Post By: Josh
	MY FUCKING FLOORS they squeak	DarkSteele	10	186	Jan 30 2009, 07:15 PM Last Post By: BlahdyFUCKINBlah
	God Damnit Ryan You	DarkSteele	24	378	Jan 10 2009, 01:15 AM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Assholes through the telephone	DarkSteele	9	172	Jan 7 2009, 06:11 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Fuck You Verizon Fuck you to death	DarkSteele	13	222	Jan 3 2009, 09:21 PM Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
	DAM YOU PS2 AND KONAMI!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!	addictriceboi	3	110	Dec 12 2008, 04:40 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Pages: 1 … 3 When the fuck is it going to get cold here? Seriously, I've been waiting.	DarkSteele	56	728	Dec 11 2008, 02:26 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Pages: 1 2 Capital punishment is inhumane FUCK YOU	Fed FFS	34	456	Nov 2 2008, 11:41 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	ZAP system KIDS TODAY SUCK. SERIOUSLY.	DA_KLOWN	16	273	Oct 9 2008, 08:09 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	school D:<	AlphaStrikeSteve	24	353	Oct 1 2008, 05:43 PM Last Post By: sean
	Comcast CAN SUCK ON MY CHODE	neilganon	7	212	Sep 21 2008, 01:12 PM Last Post By: Wastrel
	More of an open letter really... Really!	DarkSteele	12	243	Sep 11 2008, 11:48 PM Last Post By: Palmer
	Are you Single? and really bold about it?	Fed FFS	3	182	Aug 25 2008, 10:16 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	GOOD GRAVY ARGH	Palmer	1	92	Aug 25 2008, 08:05 PM Last Post By: AlphaStrikeSteve
	Dear Rantshackers your lives are at stake	Fed FFS	7	203	Aug 21 2008, 12:50 PM Last Post By: DarkSteele
	Fucking super bright lights on your car I MEAN COME ON YOU CANT SEE WITH REGULAR	DarkSteele	7	181	Aug 17 2008, 04:58 PM Last Post By: Palmer
	I AM SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW	jaxxing	2	127	Aug 14 2008, 03:25 PM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	Pool Bitchin, ITS BITCHIN X-TREMEEEEEEEEEEEE	DarkSteele	13	266	Jul 29 2008, 10:54 AM Last Post By: DA_KLOWN
	Dear Fat Saggy Bitches: My Response to a Negative Tacone Review	jaxxing	7	249	Jul 23 2008, 06:26 PM Last Post By: mastersquidwardo


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